006 ∞ ACTION // VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is leaned up a wall outside a bar, smoking and looking rather irritated. No, he is not wearing green. Which may explain the irritation.]

Okay, so some of you aren't from around here. And by 'here', I do mean worlds where you may find Ireland. I get that! I do. So, for the record? The phrase is 'kiss me, I'm Irish'. So, stop fucking pinching me. All right?

And if you are going to pinch me, at least have the decency to go for the arse.

[Nathan pauses to sniff and pout.]

Today of all days, I should be swimming in Guinness and blow jobs. Not dealing with this!

Jesus...

Comments

[adamantined]

It's kind of - What, do you have some kind of check list or something?

That still gives you plenty of time to drown yourself in Guinness and blowjobs.

[designedtoparty]

What, no. That would be ridiculous. I just know I've never jumped off a cliff before.

And to get over that hangover! Bonus.

[adamantined]

You should probably look into keeping it that way.

Just make sure you wear green.

[designedtoparty]

Hey, I'm looking. I've already got more than enough bruises from avoiding green.

[adamantined]

The rate you're going, you'll probably end up green enough from those bruises that people will actually stop pinching you.

[designedtoparty]

You know, surprisingly, I'm not in a hurry to test that theory. But thanks for the tip!

[adamantined]

Surprisingly.

Good luck staying un-greened.