006 ∞ ACTION // VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is leaned up a wall outside a bar, smoking and looking rather irritated. No, he is not wearing green. Which may explain the irritation.]

Okay, so some of you aren't from around here. And by 'here', I do mean worlds where you may find Ireland. I get that! I do. So, for the record? The phrase is 'kiss me, I'm Irish'. So, stop fucking pinching me. All right?

And if you are going to pinch me, at least have the decency to go for the arse.

[Nathan pauses to sniff and pout.]

Today of all days, I should be swimming in Guinness and blow jobs. Not dealing with this!

Jesus...

Comments

[thenormalsquint]

Jealousy? I believe you have both hearing and hint detection problems. You should get that checked out.

[designedtoparty]

Well, I would, but the last time I spoke to a doctor here, he refused to even check my faeces.

[thenormalsquint]

And who could blame him?

[designedtoparty]

Anyone with a shred of professional pride. I'm lucky I'm still alive!

[thenormalsquint]

Somehow, I doubt you were in any actual danger.

[designedtoparty]

He didn't know that!

[thenormalsquint]

But you did, I bet.

[designedtoparty]

I'm not a doctor! How am I supposed to know if I'm okay or not?

[thenormalsquint]

Because you're still around, bitching and moaning.

[designedtoparty]

People with cancer are still around, bitching and moaning. Doesn't mean there's nothing wrong with them.

[thenormalsquint]

True, true, but why didn't you get a second opinion? There's more than one doctor at the hospital.

[designedtoparty]

I got bored. It takes the fun out of it, if I have to start all over again.