006 ∞ ACTION // VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is leaned up a wall outside a bar, smoking and looking rather irritated. No, he is not wearing green. Which may explain the irritation.]

Okay, so some of you aren't from around here. And by 'here', I do mean worlds where you may find Ireland. I get that! I do. So, for the record? The phrase is 'kiss me, I'm Irish'. So, stop fucking pinching me. All right?

And if you are going to pinch me, at least have the decency to go for the arse.

[Nathan pauses to sniff and pout.]

Today of all days, I should be swimming in Guinness and blow jobs. Not dealing with this!

Jesus...

Comments

[designedtoparty]

But, sure. Why not?

When were you thinking we should have this meet up?

1/2

[adamantined]

I'm not asking you to meet up so we can kill ourselves. I'm not suggesting that we meet on top of the highest cliff so we can jump right off and see what happens.

And you can't honestly tell me that you haven't been curious, too. Unless immortal people come standard where you come from.

[adamantined]

And I don't know. Maybe sometime next week? Weekends can be crazy. Sometime in the middle is usually safe. I can give you a call.

[designedtoparty]

Well, I wouldn't complain if you did want to. Death by cliff isn't something that's happened to me before.

And, no, they aren't. Last I checked, I was the only one. So, call me whenever. It'll be nice to spend quality time with a fellow immortal.

[adamantined]

It's kind of - What, do you have some kind of check list or something?

That still gives you plenty of time to drown yourself in Guinness and blowjobs.

[designedtoparty]

What, no. That would be ridiculous. I just know I've never jumped off a cliff before.

And to get over that hangover! Bonus.

[adamantined]

You should probably look into keeping it that way.

Just make sure you wear green.

[designedtoparty]

Hey, I'm looking. I've already got more than enough bruises from avoiding green.

[adamantined]

The rate you're going, you'll probably end up green enough from those bruises that people will actually stop pinching you.

[designedtoparty]

You know, surprisingly, I'm not in a hurry to test that theory. But thanks for the tip!

[adamantined]

Surprisingly.

Good luck staying un-greened.