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[designedtoparty]

[The feed switches to audio after that, Nathan's sarcastic tone cutting in almost immediately.]

Well, that was touching. Almost like having the good old days back, when Barry would creep around after me filming everything.  I mean, this obviously looks like a much steadier hand, but that whole stalker-vibe's still there.

Really, though.  Nostalgia makes you feel a whole lot fuzzier when you don't come from a total shit heap.  Sorry, City, but try again.  5/10.

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audio | THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO NOTE.

[renegare.livejournal.com]

...chewing gum is against regulations.

audio | OBVIOUSLY THERE IS NOTHING ELSE WORTH NOTING.

[designedtoparty]

You're joking, right?

audio | IMMORTALITY? PFFFFFFFT. GUM? WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

[renegare.livejournal.com]

An undisciplined habit.

audio | A BIG PROBLEM. YOU JUST KNOW THAT STUFF ENDED UP ON HIS MUM'S DRIVE.

[designedtoparty]

Yeah, well. It wasn't "against regulations" there. I didn't even want it.

I'll tell you what, though. If Barry ever shows up here, you can go ahead and get at him for sharing it.

audio | THIS THING CAME OUT OF ACTUAL PARENTS?

[renegare.livejournal.com]

I refuse to do you a service.

audio | APPARENTLY SO.

[designedtoparty]

Hey, this isn't about me. You get rid of him, you'll be doing doing society a service. He's like a really lame drug dealer, handing out gum to anyone he thinks would be half-way willing to give him a blow job.

Imagine how much cleaner the streets would be without him giving people the opportunity to spit up gum and spunk all over the place.

audio | That poor woman ._.

[renegare.livejournal.com]

He can die with you.

audio | I'm amazed she managed to put up with him for 21 years before throwing him out!

[designedtoparty]

With me? What the fuck?!

audio | heavy duty brainwashing must have been involved

[renegare.livejournal.com]

Taking two in one strike is efficient.

audio | Or maybe he's just really loveable.

[designedtoparty]

You don't think trying to take me out is kind of pointless?

audio | ...um. 1/3

[renegare.livejournal.com]

No. Immortality only means... I get to do it again.

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[renegare.livejournal.com]

And again.

audio

[renegare.livejournal.com]

And again.

audio 1/2

[designedtoparty]

[sdfjdjk Oh, God, he hates dying. Give him a moment here. He's kind of horrified.]

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[designedtoparty]

Yeah, well. Try it. See if I care.

I'll just keep coming back. You'll get sick of me. And I'll just keep acting the same way I always have.

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[renegare.livejournal.com]

Then I'll become creative.

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[designedtoparty]

And guess what? It won't matter. Because I'll still come back.

How is killing all right with you, anyway? No one ever tell you murder's against regulations?

[orangetoughguy]

Man you are weird.

[adamantined]

Gross.

[designedtoparty]

I don't know. I'd say that was a comparatively normal extract of my life.

[designedtoparty]

Hey, it's not like I chose it! If I had, I probably would've gone for something where I managed to avoid shitting myself.

[orangetoughguy]

So you're weird and you have a weird life. That wasn't hard to put together.

[7thborn.livejournal.com]

I'd say you remind me of a good friend if you weren't such an arse.

[designedtoparty]

You don't know that. I could be considered perfectly normal where I come from! Maybe I think accountants are the weird ones.

[orangetoughguy]

I don't think your friends would agree with you.