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[designedtoparty]

[The feed switches to audio after that, Nathan's sarcastic tone cutting in almost immediately.]

Well, that was touching. Almost like having the good old days back, when Barry would creep around after me filming everything.  I mean, this obviously looks like a much steadier hand, but that whole stalker-vibe's still there.

Really, though.  Nostalgia makes you feel a whole lot fuzzier when you don't come from a total shit heap.  Sorry, City, but try again.  5/10.

Comments

audio | THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO NOTE.

[renegare.livejournal.com]

...chewing gum is against regulations.

audio | OBVIOUSLY THERE IS NOTHING ELSE WORTH NOTING.

[designedtoparty]

You're joking, right?

audio | IMMORTALITY? PFFFFFFFT. GUM? WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

[renegare.livejournal.com]

An undisciplined habit.

audio | A BIG PROBLEM. YOU JUST KNOW THAT STUFF ENDED UP ON HIS MUM'S DRIVE.

[designedtoparty]

Yeah, well. It wasn't "against regulations" there. I didn't even want it.

I'll tell you what, though. If Barry ever shows up here, you can go ahead and get at him for sharing it.

audio | THIS THING CAME OUT OF ACTUAL PARENTS?

[renegare.livejournal.com]

I refuse to do you a service.

audio | APPARENTLY SO.

[designedtoparty]

Hey, this isn't about me. You get rid of him, you'll be doing doing society a service. He's like a really lame drug dealer, handing out gum to anyone he thinks would be half-way willing to give him a blow job.

Imagine how much cleaner the streets would be without him giving people the opportunity to spit up gum and spunk all over the place.

[orangetoughguy]

Man you are weird.

[designedtoparty]

I don't know. I'd say that was a comparatively normal extract of my life.

[orangetoughguy]

So you're weird and you have a weird life. That wasn't hard to put together.

[designedtoparty]

You don't know that. I could be considered perfectly normal where I come from! Maybe I think accountants are the weird ones.

[orangetoughguy]

I don't think your friends would agree with you.

[designedtoparty]

Like they aren't weird. You saw that one guy. Face like Tim Minchin taking a shit. He doesn't get a say in what's weird and what's not.

[adamantined]

Gross.

[designedtoparty]

Hey, it's not like I chose it! If I had, I probably would've gone for something where I managed to avoid shitting myself.

[adamantined]

The headphones were a nice touch. Did the battery run out?

[designedtoparty]

Yeah. I'd been without it a while when I finally got dug out. I don't think it was even at full power. Whoever put it in with me clearly wasn't thinking properly.

[adamantined]

I guess it was more the idea of the thing, rather than actually being realistic about it. I mean, it's not like anyone probably expected you to care much that it wasn't at full power.

[7thborn.livejournal.com]

I'd say you remind me of a good friend if you weren't such an arse.

[designedtoparty]

Oh, well, I'm sure your friend would be lovely if they'd just spent the last few days six feet under.

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

....Did you no say you dug yourself out?

[designedtoparty]

[Oh. Right. That. There's a long, drawn-out 'uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh' as Nathan tries to come up with something.]

Maybe I decided to bury myself again. Spend long enough in a coffin, it's almost kind of homey.

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[Fffffffff Campbell is shitting himself laughing (although, not literally, Nathan).]

Oh aye, did you? And how'd you manage that fae inside the coffin?

[designedtoparty]

[Well, Nathan's probably done that, too...]

Maybe I've got another power. Like moving dirt with my mind, or some shit.

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

Aye, why not, and levitating coffins while you're at it.

[hurlowifas.livejournal.com]

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