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[designedtoparty]

[The feed switches to audio after that, Nathan's sarcastic tone cutting in almost immediately.]

Well, that was touching. Almost like having the good old days back, when Barry would creep around after me filming everything.  I mean, this obviously looks like a much steadier hand, but that whole stalker-vibe's still there.

Really, though.  Nostalgia makes you feel a whole lot fuzzier when you don't come from a total shit heap.  Sorry, City, but try again.  5/10.

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[designedtoparty]

[Well, Nathan's probably done that, too...]

Maybe I've got another power. Like moving dirt with my mind, or some shit.

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

Aye, why not, and levitating coffins while you're at it.

[designedtoparty]

The levitating coffins takes a bit more work. Especially what with not being able to see where you're going. Makes it hard not to crash into everything.

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

I bet that would be a problem, if you didnae also have the power t' see through solid wood.

[designedtoparty]

Yeah. They really should've thought to give me that power, too. Would've made things much easier.

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

What else do y' have, then? Super-weaving?

[designedtoparty]

Weaving? That'd be boring. Try super-shagging and you might hit a little closer to home.

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

What, shagging really fast?

[designedtoparty]

No, no. That's a natural talent. I mean I'm really good at it. Not that I wasn't before the storm, mind, but I think I've got better since.

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a dead useful storm.

[designedtoparty]

Oh, it was. Apart from scaring the shit out of me and almost killing me, it's probably the best storm I've ever been in.