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[Somehow, Nathan has got hold of a clipboard. He lounges on Eden's couch for a while, staring intently at the clipboard as though the video's an accident. It isn't, however. Which becomes apparently when Nathan sits himself up, as though to make an important announcement. He'd almost seem formal if it wasn't for his casual jeans and t-shirt.]

Ladies of the City! Preferably between the ages of 16 and 30. I'm here to show you the man of your dreams.

A while ago I promised my good friend Campbell I'd help get him laid by a lady who wasn't a serial killer. Seeing how his birthday is coming up and everything, I thought now would be a good time to live up to my word and give him that.

So, if you've managed to avoid killing someone, are relatively good looking and of the female persuasion, please step right up. I have a few questions to ask you... [At that he taps the clipboard meaningfully. Then he shrugs, dropping it on his lap.] But really, so long as you meet those three requirements, I'm sure you're probably fine.

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Right. Thanks. Well, if you know anyone who might be interested, send them over. We've got... a few days.

Only guys.

I don't think he's gay.

[Also, he doesn't want to 'test-drive' guys.]

His loss.

[Thinking about this. And... well. It's probably better than giving him nothing.]

Hold on, I'll get back to you.

I don't know how many of the guys I know are gay, and I sure as hell aren't pimping my brother, so don't bother. Or do - at least you'll know all about your options.

If your brother's gay, he'd probably love you to pimp him. He is still a man.

[ooc; If this double posts, I'm sorry! It's always hard to tell when LJ starts eating comments.]

Man or not, I've qualms against that.

[ooc; It didn't! And congratulations on making me pick up Misfits again. B)]

Well, if you told me who he is, I could always ask him myself.

[ooc; SCORE! Enjoy it. :D]

It's not that hard, you just need to find the coolest guy around.

Oh, well, that's helpful. Thank you.

Thanks for the entertainment. What's your name again?

Nathan. Nathan Young. [Looking down at his clipboard again, just in case.]

I didn't ask you your name, right?

You didn't. Terrible PR.

Well, I would've got around to that. Once I established you weren't a murderer, or anything.

Priorities, right?

[oh if you knew. stop saying that.]

They're a good thing to have, I suppose.

[Like he can talk.]

My point exactly.

So, what did you say your name was?

It's Mae.

Mae. Right.

You wouldn't by any chance have a spare room I could use tonight, would you? Or a couch. A couch could do it. [Because obviously someone he's just met is the best person to ask.]

I don't think so.

You...do know you can basically pick whichever free apartment is available, right? If you're underaged, you don't pay rent.

I already live somewhere! And I'm not underaged.

I just need a place for one night. My flatmate wants couch sex, apparently, so I have to find somewhere else.

Tough luck, mate.

Okay, fine. I'll just ask someone else.

With a nice personality like that, of course.

Hey, I have friends. I'm sure one of them will say yes.

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