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[designedtoparty]

[Somehow, Nathan has got hold of a clipboard. He lounges on Eden's couch for a while, staring intently at the clipboard as though the video's an accident. It isn't, however. Which becomes apparently when Nathan sits himself up, as though to make an important announcement. He'd almost seem formal if it wasn't for his casual jeans and t-shirt.]

Ladies of the City! Preferably between the ages of 16 and 30. I'm here to show you the man of your dreams.

A while ago I promised my good friend Campbell I'd help get him laid by a lady who wasn't a serial killer. Seeing how his birthday is coming up and everything, I thought now would be a good time to live up to my word and give him that.

So, if you've managed to avoid killing someone, are relatively good looking and of the female persuasion, please step right up. I have a few questions to ask you... [At that he taps the clipboard meaningfully. Then he shrugs, dropping it on his lap.] But really, so long as you meet those three requirements, I'm sure you're probably fine.

Comments

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

That is one of the nicest things anyone's ever tried t' get me for my birthday.

[totallyinaband]

You guys are ridiculous.

[eiremagic]

[She sits on the couch next to him. It is, after all, her couch]

Any luck, boyo?

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[selenoscape.livejournal.com]

W-What?! You can't do that!

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

How business-like.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Awww that's very sweet of you.