Nathan Young (
designedtoparty) wrote2011-05-02 06:30 pm
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Entry tags:
- character: campbell bain,
- character: claire bennet,
- character: dawn summers,
- character: dulcie,
- character: jack harkness,
- character: karkat vantas,
- character: kohaku,
- character: mr orange,
- character: terezi pyrope,
- character: the man with no name,
- character: vriska serket,
- filter: public,
- plot: omens,
- post: audio
013 ∞ AUDIO
[Nathan is curled up in bed, so his voice is slightly muffled by his covers.]
Okay, so is anyone else getting any more of those pains that were going on before we managed to get rid of those harpies? Or am I the lucky winner here? [He says 'we'. In reality he didn't do anything to help.]
Fuck. I think this actually feels worse than getting impaled to begin with.
[A pause and some creaking as Nathan shifts on his mattress.]
I think there's still bird shit in my bed. Those bastards better not have given me bird flu, or something.
Okay, so is anyone else getting any more of those pains that were going on before we managed to get rid of those harpies? Or am I the lucky winner here? [He says 'we'. In reality he didn't do anything to help.]
Fuck. I think this actually feels worse than getting impaled to begin with.
[A pause and some creaking as Nathan shifts on his mattress.]
I think there's still bird shit in my bed. Those bastards better not have given me bird flu, or something.
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How bad is it?
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Pretty bad. I'd say I've had worse, but I think this is about as bad as it gets.
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[She digs into her pocket and comes out with a bottle of T3s.]
I figured you hadn't had time to go to the hospital, since you didn't even wash your sheets. Which, by the way, ew.
[It doesn't stop her from stretching out beside him, bird poo sheets and all.]
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[He sounds strangely touched by that, taking the bottle and inspecting it.]
Don't worry about hospital. Campbell's going for me. And I found someone to do my washing until I'm feeling better.
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[She grins and punches him lightly on the arm.]
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[He pouts, clutching his arm like she punched him much harder than she actually did.] Who're you calling little, anyway?
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Mmmmwa!
Fine, then. You're a very large, long, erect, and capable bitch.
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The fuck are these, anyway? I've never even heard of them.
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[Dulcie squirms a bit on the bed and finds a comb under her. She wriggles it out from under her and tosses it on the floor.]
I didn't know you even owned one of these.
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[Nathan snorts, wriggling closer to her.]
What, you don't think I comb my hair? How else do you think I keep it so remarkably well maintained?
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[Dulcie squirms some more, too, until her chin is resting on top of Nathan aforementioned mop of hair.]
Does it feel any better, yet?
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[Nathan takes a careful sip from the gin, although he still manages to slop it given the position. Then he offers the bottle up to Dulcie. He does feel pretty awful, but he's kind of acting as pathetic as possible for the sake of snuggles.]
No.
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I can help you fall asleep. If you want to sleep right now.
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Okay. So long as you promise not to hit me over the head, or brutally murder me, or anything.
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