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[designedtoparty]

Hi Mum,

Camp is total shit. I should've taken jail time instead of helping out here. The kids are all really ugly, but for some reason the pedos are still going after them. They don't even make up for their looks with personality. To be fair though I think only a few of the counsellors are inclined that way. The rest are just murdering psychopaths or kind of stupid. I guess you have to be when you're working with kids parents hate enough to ship off to camp. You should tell Jezza to get a job up here. I bet he'd fit right in.

On the plus side I get to confiscate things. Technically that might be down to the full on counsellors, but I've been doing it anyway. I've got a Zune I'm going to send out to you. And a Snickers bar since we both know Zunes are kind of wank. I might also send you my washing, but I'm going to see if I can get some of the kids to do it first. They think anything's fun compared to the shit they call entertainment here.

Nathan
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Comments

Voice

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

That's my line. Trust me when I say that it's in your best interest not to even attempt anything against me.

[designedtoparty]

Reformed! Exactly. So why ask anyone else?

Voice

[designedtoparty]

[Okay, that's kind of hilarious.]

Seriously? You're... what? Five?

[synanthrope]

Because I'm not stupid.

Voice,All this is just reminding me of his past ineractions with Regina from mean girls

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

[Most people do until he causes disfigurement via kickball.]

And you only further cement the belief that you're unable to live up to the maturity standards of your age due to retarded social skills.

In layman's terms, you're a tool.

[designedtoparty]

Well, okay. Just don't blame me when speaking to everyone else lands you with a fucktonne of paperwork.

[synanthrope]

I'm going to need to spend the night, I see.

Voice,Oh, flip. Now I'm never going to be able to get rid of that association. XD

[designedtoparty]

My social skills are fine. And I think you'll have a hard time finding people my age who give a fuck about maturity.

I would comment further, but I got in trouble the last time I mentioned my tool in front of the kids.

[designedtoparty]

You know, I hear we're out of beds. But there's always room in my bunk if you still want to stick around.

Voice, Now to pass it along.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

And you'd mention it because...wait let me guess, you have pedophilic tendencies.

[synanthrope]

That's very generous. But then where will you sleep?

Voice, Haha, yes.

[designedtoparty]

No. I'd mention it because you said tool.

Contrary to rumours, molesting kids does nothing for me. Brings back too many memories of the local priests.

[designedtoparty]

What, you've never heard of sharing?

[synanthrope]

I didn't think you'd want to risk having someone accuse you of attempting to seduce your parole officer.

Voice,

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say to make yourself feel better in the eyes of the world.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[designedtoparty]

Oh, come on. You can't tell me that's illegal.

Voice,

[designedtoparty]

Hey, the world can think what it likes about me. But I am not a paedophile.

[designedtoparty]

Is that what your mummy tells you so you don't feel like you have to cry yourself to sleep at night when all the other little boys and girls are dreaming about their soulmates?

Voice,

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Fine, how about we settle on perverted bum?

Voice,

[designedtoparty]

Yeah. That'll do.

[startraveling.livejournal.com]

No one wants to clean any of your dirty clothes. [ B| ]

[designedtoparty]

It's not about what you want. I'll expect them dried, as well.

[startraveling.livejournal.com]

[ B( ] Why don't you dry them yourself? You have hands. Use them.

[designedtoparty]

My hands have better things to be doing.