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Hi Mum,

Camp is total shit. I should've taken jail time instead of helping out here. The kids are all really ugly, but for some reason the pedos are still going after them. They don't even make up for their looks with personality. To be fair though I think only a few of the counsellors are inclined that way. The rest are just murdering psychopaths or kind of stupid. I guess you have to be when you're working with kids parents hate enough to ship off to camp. You should tell Jezza to get a job up here. I bet he'd fit right in.

On the plus side I get to confiscate things. Technically that might be down to the full on counsellors, but I've been doing it anyway. I've got a Zune I'm going to send out to you. And a Snickers bar since we both know Zunes are kind of wank. I might also send you my washing, but I'm going to see if I can get some of the kids to do it first. They think anything's fun compared to the shit they call entertainment here.

Nathan
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You're a reformed criminal, and actually leaving the administration office might result in mud sticking to the bottom of my Louboutins.

Reformed! Exactly. So why ask anyone else?

Because I'm not stupid.

Well, okay. Just don't blame me when speaking to everyone else lands you with a fucktonne of paperwork.

I'm going to need to spend the night, I see.

You know, I hear we're out of beds. But there's always room in my bunk if you still want to stick around.

That's very generous. But then where will you sleep?

What, you've never heard of sharing?

I didn't think you'd want to risk having someone accuse you of attempting to seduce your parole officer.

Oh, come on. You can't tell me that's illegal.

Yes, I can.

How?

How is it illegal for you to seduce your parole officer? Think, Nathan. In any case, I wouldn't sleep with you.

There's not way that that's illegal. We're both adults.

We're both adults but I'm in a position of power.

See, to me that just sounds kinky.

You're not my type.

Too bad. I like a dominant woman.

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