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[designedtoparty]

Hi Mum,

Camp is total shit. I should've taken jail time instead of helping out here. The kids are all really ugly, but for some reason the pedos are still going after them. They don't even make up for their looks with personality. To be fair though I think only a few of the counsellors are inclined that way. The rest are just murdering psychopaths or kind of stupid. I guess you have to be when you're working with kids parents hate enough to ship off to camp. You should tell Jezza to get a job up here. I bet he'd fit right in.

On the plus side I get to confiscate things. Technically that might be down to the full on counsellors, but I've been doing it anyway. I've got a Zune I'm going to send out to you. And a Snickers bar since we both know Zunes are kind of wank. I might also send you my washing, but I'm going to see if I can get some of the kids to do it first. They think anything's fun compared to the shit they call entertainment here.

Nathan
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[thenormalsquint]

Do I fall into murdering psychopath or kind of stupid? Choose carefully if you don't want to find out what happened to the kids who pissed off Counselor Rudy.

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[designedtoparty]

Paedophile, obviously. It's always the group you eliminate yourself from.

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[thenormalsquint]

If that means that I'm proud not to have sex with you behind the boat house, I'm glad to be one.

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[designedtoparty]

The offer still stands if you change your mind. ;)

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[thenormalsquint]

I'd rather throw myself off the hiking trail.

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[designedtoparty]

Suit yourself. If you need anyone to gather an audience, you let me know.

[synanthrope]

I expect to see you properly turned out for your meeting, Nathan.

[designedtoparty]

I'm showing up. What more do you want?

[synanthrope]

I'd prefer not to see any parts of your anatomy that might be hanging out.

[designedtoparty]

Surprisingly, I was planning on getting dressed.

[synanthrope]

That is suprising. Wasn't one of your charges 'public exposure?'

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[child-radical.livejournal.com]

I believe I speak for every youth here when I say for you to do your damn laundry by yourself.

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[designedtoparty]

Hey, I'm your superior. You'll do as I tell you.

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[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Like hell I will.

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[designedtoparty]

It's my laundry or Creepy Cooper's moonlight stroll. Take your pick, pipsqueak.

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[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Your threat rings hollow.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[designedtoparty]

Is that what your mummy tells you so you don't feel like you have to cry yourself to sleep at night when all the other little boys and girls are dreaming about their soulmates?

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[designedtoparty]

That woman who shot you out of her vag.

[startraveling.livejournal.com]

No one wants to clean any of your dirty clothes. [ B| ]

[designedtoparty]

It's not about what you want. I'll expect them dried, as well.

[startraveling.livejournal.com]

[ B( ] Why don't you dry them yourself? You have hands. Use them.

[designedtoparty]

My hands have better things to be doing.

[startraveling.livejournal.com]

But they're your clothes.