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[designedtoparty]

Truth or dare? Sure, I could go for that.

I dare someone to take a shit in front of the police station. Bonus points if you can get in there and do it on Flame-o's desk.

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

I'm generally not someone people like to play with, no.

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[designedtoparty]

Too bad. Maybe you'd learn to lighten up a bit.

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

I think some might say there's such a thing as being too light.

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[designedtoparty]

Only fat people, and let's face it, they're not getting any.

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

So, when you told me to lighten up before, you were actually telling me I was fat, is that it?

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[designedtoparty]

I was joking. Jesus. Is there some sort of law against jokes now?

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

[And she lets a grin show.] I should hope not, considering I'd have to write myself up right now.

I can't believe you fell for that.

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[designedtoparty]

[SO NOT FAIR.] You were the one going on about being too light.

How was I supposed to know you weren't being serious?

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

[8)]

You were the one that wanted to see me lighten up.

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[designedtoparty]

Wanted you to. I didn't think you actually would.

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

I suppose this is where I should say that you should be careful what you wish for, but I think I'll go for 'people aren't always as they seem' instead.

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[designedtoparty]

Apparently not.

So, my thinking is you could secretly be a super villain. What's it like, having successfully penetrated the police force here?

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

[Nathan, what are you even?]

I'm actually a triple agent. I can't tell you any more, though, it would ruin the secret.

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[designedtoparty]

[I don't think anyone knows the answer to that question...]

So, basically you're a copper pretending to be a criminal pretending to be a copper?

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

Well, to tell the truth, it's more than triple. But it back and forths for a while, and it's just too much of a mouthful.

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[designedtoparty]

So, pretty much no one can trust you. Good to know.

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

That's what makes me such a trustworthy copper.

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[designedtoparty]

I don't know. I kind of thought the opposite.

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

That might be due to the fact you're always standing in the wrong spot to see it clearly.

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[designedtoparty]

Or maybe you just don't make any sense.

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

The wrong spot being outside of the police station doing things you should not be doing.

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[designedtoparty]

Oh, but that's not me. That's going to be someone else.

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

So you say.

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[designedtoparty]

Why would I when I can get other people to do it for me?

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

[It's missing that personal touch.] Because you secretly appreciate the force here, or are at least smart enough not to mess with it.