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[Nathan is hanging out at a bar, just waiting for the chance to take advantage of today's curse. Judging by the bright pink lipstick smear up his face and his smug grin, he's already been successful at least once. Or... just once. But that's not something he's about to admit.]

They really should have curses like this more often.

[There's a pause as he thinks on that one.] Or maybe curses that are a little more fulfilling. There are only so many times a man can take being left high and dry, you know.

[ooc; If you want action, feel free to switch it to whatever location you want. He's just going anywhere crowded today.]

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[And landing with a relatively light thunk, he actually poses within Nathan's line of sight, pointing at him.]

Young ruffian, your gig is up. Extremely up. It's like a shuttle in space, taking off to the moon, it's so up.

[Oh. Shit. He looks panicked for a second, eyes darting around as he tries to think of some kind of out here.]

Attractive as you are, I can assure you that nothing about me is that up. Or up at all, actually. Sorry to disappoint. [He raises his hand, giving a little wave before he turns on his heel and starts to walk quickly in the opposite direction.]

[Oh, I doubt it. Son I am a superhero. And that strength includes leg-strength. He is more than able to keep up with you and is, in fact, in front of you within a minute.]

Going somewhere, scoundrel?

[sfjk Shit. Why are you still following? Nathan stares at him, gawking. Then an idea occurs to him. He points dramatically behind Hammer... at thin air.]

Oh, my God! Look! That man is deflowering that poor damsel in the middle of the street. What would you mother think, ignoring a beautiful young woman in her time of need?

[Because that's what heroes do. Unfortunately, he also falls pretty hard for that distraction. He turns around. Nathan's idea achieved victory.]

Hold, scoundrel! [Just give him like five seconds to stare at nothing before you get too cocky.]

I don't see anything. [And yet he is STILL STARING.]

[He really should run, but...]

You don't? She's right there! Calling out to you.

[Nathan adopts a high pitched falsetto.] "Help me... oh, help me! I don't... oh! I don't think it's going to fit."

[He- stares for another moment or so, before turning back to Nathan.]

It isn't right to lie to heroes about something of this importance.

Lying?

I'll have you know I'm a man of honour. Which right now is more than I could say for you.

I have more honor in my left pinky than you do!

I mean, more than you do in your entire body. [Plus, he's spelling honor correctly and not that stupid foreign way, loser.]

[Nathan smiles innocently, holding up his little finger.] Of course you do. You sure you aren't afraid to see how you measure up?

[Erm, excuse me. That extra u clearly makes it far superior.]

[The man whose hero name alludes to his penis somehow misses the underlying meaning to 'measuring up'.]

Against someone like you? I don't think so. [His pinky is out and at the ready and no it's not American that makes it inferior.]

[And so they proceed to have some sort of hand-off thing. Nathan squints, pretending to be interested.]

Your fingers are a bit on the fat side, aren't they?

[America is not in fact superior. If anything, it's inferior.]

[Or a glove-off (http://doctorhorrible.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/chglove.jpg).

No wait, that would mean he's taking off his gloves. A glove-on!]

They're muscular. [How does one judge this sort of thing? Hammer is going to say that he's victorious, pretty much regardless of how it's assessed. That other hand of his is now on Nathan's upper arm.]

[One of those! Also, hey, what did you do with my Nathan Fillion hand link, HTML? :|]

You sure? Why would you cover them up if they aren't--

[Nathan stares at his hand, trying to flail free.] Hey!

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Just so long as Nathan never gets super-strength enough to rip his penis after such thoughts.

We can only hope he's smart enough never to choose that power.

I mean, I'm sure that there are some girls who'd prefer that one. 8(

Now I'm really hoping there's a girl like that in the next series...

I meant that there's probably girls who'd prefer Nathan with strength so bye-bye penis.

That is lies. :(

No that is truths. 8| Also gdit I just laughed out loud.

LIES. Fffff, sorry. XD

SO MUCH TRUTHINESS. no don't be it's awesome

TRUTHINESS IS NOT A REAL WORD. I'm sorry I'm so awesome. :(

SAYS YOU ugh god fine that I can accept because it's like really rude?

It's not rude. It's true.

Haven't you ever heard of sharing? It's not right for one person to have so much awesome.

Well, have you seen my character choice? Sharing is not in my nature. Just awesome.