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[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is hanging out at a bar, just waiting for the chance to take advantage of today's curse. Judging by the bright pink lipstick smear up his face and his smug grin, he's already been successful at least once. Or... just once. But that's not something he's about to admit.]

They really should have curses like this more often.

[There's a pause as he thinks on that one.] Or maybe curses that are a little more fulfilling. There are only so many times a man can take being left high and dry, you know.

[ooc; If you want action, feel free to switch it to whatever location you want. He's just going anywhere crowded today.]

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[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

It's called a greeting! I didn't think you were that dumb.

[She takes it, a little curiously. Because let's face it, she has no idea what it is. She'll mimic what she saw Nathan do before scrunching her nose and dropping it.]

Gross!

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[designedtoparty]

Wriggler's a greeting where you come from? And you say I have no shame.

Hey! [Yeah, he's just going to retrieve that as quickly as possible.] You're supposed to give it back, not drop it. Do you have any idea how expensive these things are?

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[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

No? It's more like an insult if you aren't a grub.

Why the hell would you spend a bunch of money on something that tastes like shit?

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[designedtoparty]

Oh. And you talk to a lot of grubs, do you?

You get used to it. Anyway, that's not the point of them. They relax you. And they're good for getting you talking to people. Have you seriously never tried one before?

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[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

As if! Who would try talking to a grub? That's just stupid.

[She leans back on her heels, cocking her head to the side.]

So you humans waste money on things you have to get used to liking? What a waste!

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[designedtoparty]

I don't know. You get those weirdos who talk to dogs and shit, why not grubs?

It's not a waste. It's good when you get into it. I told you.

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[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Nathan, do you even know what a grub is??

And I'm still saying it's dumb to have to get used to something just to like it.

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[designedtoparty]

Of course I do. Who doesn't know what a grub is?

Your loss. [Which he decides to prove by obnoxiously blowing smoke in her face.]

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[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Alright, I'll bite. Just what do humans think grubs are?

[::::| rude. Swatting the smoke away with her hand.]

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[designedtoparty]

Baby insects. What else?

[Nathan looks smug. Anyone would think he's the 13 year old here.]

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[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Wroooooooong! Grubs are newborn trolls.

[Why she even puts up with him, she doesn't know.]

You're pretty bad at this guessing thing!

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[designedtoparty]

It wasn't a guess! That's actually what grubs are.

Either that, or food. And I think we both know you lot aren't exactly the most appetising thing in the world.