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[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is hanging out at a bar, just waiting for the chance to take advantage of today's curse. Judging by the bright pink lipstick smear up his face and his smug grin, he's already been successful at least once. Or... just once. But that's not something he's about to admit.]

They really should have curses like this more often.

[There's a pause as he thinks on that one.] Or maybe curses that are a little more fulfilling. There are only so many times a man can take being left high and dry, you know.

[ooc; If you want action, feel free to switch it to whatever location you want. He's just going anywhere crowded today.]

Comments

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[orangetoughguy]

So you're greedy?

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[designedtoparty]

Hey, just because you can't get any.

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[orangetoughguy]

Whoa what makes you think I can't get any. I got girls waiting in line to get a piece of this.

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[designedtoparty]

Really? I don't see them.

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[orangetoughguy]

They had to take numbers.

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[designedtoparty]

How very convenient.

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[orangetoughguy]

At least I'm not waitin' for them in the water, Jaws.

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[designedtoparty]

What can I say? I like my fish fresh.

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[orangetoughguy]

Wow you had to take it there.

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[designedtoparty]

Hey, you started it.

What did you expect, bringing Jaws into it?

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[orangetoughguy]

Fuckin' cannibal.

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[designedtoparty]

Not really. It's metaphorical.

Do sharks even count as fish?

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[orangetoughguy]

You know there are people who can suck the superpower out of you with a fuck.

And sharks are totally fish. Really fuckin' big fish.

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[designedtoparty]

Seriously? What kind of a power is that?

Huh. Well, they're still badass, even if they are cannibals.

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[orangetoughguy]

The kind where even a rubber ain't no protection.

Killer whales fuck their shit up.

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[designedtoparty]

Have you ever had sex with someone who sucked up your powers?

I don't know. Killer whales are kind of lame. Have you ever seen Free Willy? You'd never tame a shark like that.

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[orangetoughguy]

I don't have powers to suck up.

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[orangetoughguy]

Free Willy?

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[designedtoparty]

Not now. Maybe you had them before and you lost them.

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[designedtoparty]

You know. The film with the kid who makes friends with the killer whale.

And then at the end they send it to fend for itself in the wild.

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[orangetoughguy]

Never heard of it. You watch that sort of stuff?

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[designedtoparty]

I was like five when it came out. Of course I watched it.

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[orangetoughguy]

Well I don't take lessons from kid movies. [This is a lie.]

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[designedtoparty]

Well, maybe you did you'd know killer whales are a big pile of wank.