024 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is hanging out at a bar, just waiting for the chance to take advantage of today's curse. Judging by the bright pink lipstick smear up his face and his smug grin, he's already been successful at least once. Or... just once. But that's not something he's about to admit.]

They really should have curses like this more often.

[There's a pause as he thinks on that one.] Or maybe curses that are a little more fulfilling. There are only so many times a man can take being left high and dry, you know.

[ooc; If you want action, feel free to switch it to whatever location you want. He's just going anywhere crowded today.]

Comments

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

Ahh, I see.

You need this sort of curse to help you. Business must be slow.

[designedtoparty]

Of course I don't need help. I'm just making the most of things.

Business?

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

Of course. And everyone walks away a little happier.

Did you finally change jobs? Well, it's been a few months. Good for you!

[designedtoparty]

I'm unemployed. And before that I was Santa. And I'm reasonably sure I was unemployed before that.

Wasn't I? [It's hard to keep track of fake jobs when it's been a few months, plus time spent back home, okay? :(]

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

Oh, no. It's amnesia or you were lying, and either way it's serious!

Though, I did always think you were a strange whore.

[designedtoparty]

[Oh! He thinks he remembers that. Vaguely. Time to play along...]

It's amnesia. I suffer from a serious brain disorder. Did I never tell you that? Sometimes I can't even remember my own name!

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

Ohh. That's sad, but understandable. I wouldn't want to remember "Nathan" either.

[designedtoparty]

What's wrong with Nathan?

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

You don't know? Let's leave it alone. Ignorance is bliss.

[designedtoparty]

Yeah? Well, I bet it's better than... whatever you said your name was.

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

I never did.

[designedtoparty]

Well, whatever it is, I bet it's shit.

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

I think Igor Sebastian Mussolini is a great name.

[designedtoparty]

Mussolini? I always thought he was some sort of terrorist.

Do you take after him?

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

No, that's wrong. If we must use those kinds of words, I think "dictator" is more accurate.

[designedtoparty]

Same thing.

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

You weren't very good in school, were you?

[designedtoparty]

Define good.

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

Hm... were you awake? Not high? What's the square root of pi?

[ Obviously the kid who has spent more time in prison than school is the expert here. ]

[designedtoparty]

Sometimes. Usually. And who actually knows that shit?

[It's a wonder Nathan didn't...]