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[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is hanging out at a bar, just waiting for the chance to take advantage of today's curse. Judging by the bright pink lipstick smear up his face and his smug grin, he's already been successful at least once. Or... just once. But that's not something he's about to admit.]

They really should have curses like this more often.

[There's a pause as he thinks on that one.] Or maybe curses that are a little more fulfilling. There are only so many times a man can take being left high and dry, you know.

[ooc; If you want action, feel free to switch it to whatever location you want. He's just going anywhere crowded today.]

Comments

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

I think everyone is probably happier for not having to go through this sort of thing too often.

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[designedtoparty]

What, would you rather have everyone going off on murderous rampages?

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

I somehow doubt that not kissing you is going to be the last straw that makes people go on a murderous rampage.

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[designedtoparty]

No, but I'm pretty sure the deities could curse us to be psycho instead of snogging everyone, if they wanted to.

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

It's the little battles won, I suppose.

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[designedtoparty]

And that's victory enough, wouldn't you agree?

Do you want the name of the bar?

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

Because I clearly haven't figured this curse out. I'll pass, thanks.

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[designedtoparty]

Suit yourself. I'll tell you now, there's more than enough fish in the sea to keep this shark happy.

But Pixie. That icon. He looks like he's cross-dressing as a first lady.

[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

And here I thought you were only intending on kissing them, not consuming their flesh.

Fffffff, no. This is cross-dressing. That's Santa. XD

[designedtoparty]

Oh, come on. It's a metaphor. The only thing I'm planning on consuming is their pussy.

Oh it- looked like a pearl necklace. Oh. Um. Oh.

[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

Their cat?

I'm assuming you don't actually intend on eating their cats. I'm missing something, right?

...I think that's beard elastic. But now I'm never going to unsee this. >.>

[designedtoparty]

Cat? No. Why the hell would I be eating their cat? I'm talking about pussy. You know...

[Were you asking for a demonstration? No? Well, you're getting one. Nathan's miming holding legs apart, waggling around his tongue in a manner that wouldn't actually be all that arousing.]

GREAT. SUCCESS.

[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

What- [Okay, she actually kind of understands that after a few moments of terrible demonstration.] I've never heard that terminology before.

[Is that something people do? She vaguely considers filing that away for future information should Carrot ever arrive in the City or whenever she goes home.

Then she realizes that she'll never be able to un-imagine Nathan in association with it, and immediately disregards that idea.]

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[designedtoparty]

Seriously? What kind of a fucked up world do you come from?

>D

[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

The Discworld.

[designedtoparty]

What kind of retarded name is that?

[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

As someone who has taken up residence in 'The City' for some time, you would think that you'd have lower name expectations. At any rate, it's a flat disc, what else would you call it?

[designedtoparty]

A CD?

[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

A what?

[designedtoparty]

You know. One of those shiny disk things you put music on.