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[designedtoparty]

Naughty:

- Broke that rule about no shagging in the flat. Sorry, Eden.
- Dared someone to shit in front of the police station. I wasn't really cursed.
- Let a 13 yr old try smoking.
- Stopped mum ever having a decent boyfriend. Now she's stuck with a guy who thinks he's a dog.
- Do you think covering up the deaths of probation workers counts here? Probably.
- I may have cheated a time or two the first time we went out, Dulcie. It never happened after the last visitors day though, I swear.
- Pissed off Frankie. It's not my fault he makes it so easy.
- Pissed off my dad. He mostly deserves it.
- I may have exaggerated a few things about Barry. He's still creepy, though.
- I could go on.

Nice:

- Let all those cursed girls take advantage of me yesterday.
- Let Campbell lose his v-card to my girlfriend.
- I tried to help him lose it for his birthday, but no one was nice enough to volunteer to be his present.
- Got Dulcie that hat. And ice cream.
- I think I may have used my power for good at some point.
- Dedicated Cameron a song on Campbell's radio show, even though he refused to play it.
- Helped Alisha make friends here.
- I could probably go on if I could be bothered with this.

If the naughty outweighs the nice does that mean I get a spanking by Santa's sexy elves?

Comments

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

You'd probably like the spanking, too, wouldn't you?

[designedtoparty]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

It probably is a bad thing, I mean the elves are not sexy. If they're elves, tiny and green like in the stories, and not from a Tolkien book or a Men's Health December spread.

[designedtoparty]

I specified sexy. Tiny and green does not fall into that category.

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

I chose to ignore that part. It sounded more funny.

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

...at... some point.

[designedtoparty]

Well, I have to have done something with it, right? I've had it ages.

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

But you couldn't tell?

[designedtoparty]

At the time, sure. I bet I've just forgotten it.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Not a bad balance, actually.

[designedtoparty]

I don't know. I'm still holding out hope for the elves.

[Not to mention some of his 'nice' deeds probably weren't seen that way by anyone else.]

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

You know, if you were into getting spanked, you could have let me know.

[designedtoparty]

I didn't say anything about spanking that time. Maybe I'm just into elves.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Ah well. I'll just leave, then.

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you really think you should be airing our dirty laundry on here?

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[awkwards]

it was kind of nice of you to be, you know, nice. but you're still a prick. add that to your list.

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[designedtoparty]

Yeah, I'd really have put that down if I could help myself. It's ok though. It's not like anyone ever listens to me. I could probably go up to the station and admit to mass murder and they wouldn't even take me in for questioning.

And I'm not a prick. Tart.

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[awkwards]

Didn't hear a word you just said. Or typed. Whatever.

You wonder why that probation worker always reacts to you? Because you say such dumb shit. Maybe if you said something serious for once, people would listen to you.

Whatever, captain cockless.

[ She's teasing. You could almost say they were acting like ... friends. ]

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[designedtoparty]

Maybe if you'd paid more attention in english instead of sucking your teachers cock all the time...

In this case I think it's probably just as well no one takes me seriously.

Maybe you should ask your boyfriend how cockless I am. He's seen me pissing loads of times. I bet he gets off on it all the time.

[Almost? You're his honorary best friend from home until Barry gets here!]

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

How the hell is allowing people to take advantage of you a good thing?

[designedtoparty]

They were cursed. They couldn't help themselves.

What was I supposed to do? Beat them off with sticks?

[orangetoughguy]

Thirteen's nothin', dude.

[designedtoparty]

You're telling me. Most kids are already hooked by that age if they're going to be.

[eiremagic]

Fuck - Nathan!

[designedtoparty]

What? It's not like you don't do it all the time anyway.