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designedtoparty) wrote2011-12-14 08:55 pm
designedtoparty) wrote2011-12-14 08:55 pm
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Naughty:
- Broke that rule about no shagging in the flat. Sorry, Eden.
- Dared someone to shit in front of the police station. I wasn't really cursed.
- Let a 13 yr old try smoking.
- Stopped mum ever having a decent boyfriend. Now she's stuck with a guy who thinks he's a dog.
- Do you think covering up the deaths of probation workers counts here? Probably.
- I may have cheated a time or two the first time we went out, Dulcie. It never happened after the last visitors day though, I swear.
- Pissed off Frankie. It's not my fault he makes it so easy.
- Pissed off my dad. He mostly deserves it.
- I may have exaggerated a few things about Barry. He's still creepy, though.
- I could go on.
Nice:
- Let all those cursed girls take advantage of me yesterday.
- Let Campbell lose his v-card to my girlfriend.
- I tried to help him lose it for his birthday, but no one was nice enough to volunteer to be his present.
- Got Dulcie that hat. And ice cream.
- I think I may have used my power for good at some point.
- Dedicated Cameron a song on Campbell's radio show, even though he refused to play it.
- Helped Alisha make friends here.
- I could probably go on if I could be bothered with this.
If the naughty outweighs the nice does that mean I get a spanking by Santa's sexy elves?
- Broke that rule about no shagging in the flat. Sorry, Eden.
- Dared someone to shit in front of the police station. I wasn't really cursed.
- Let a 13 yr old try smoking.
- Stopped mum ever having a decent boyfriend. Now she's stuck with a guy who thinks he's a dog.
- Do you think covering up the deaths of probation workers counts here? Probably.
- I may have cheated a time or two the first time we went out, Dulcie. It never happened after the last visitors day though, I swear.
- Pissed off Frankie. It's not my fault he makes it so easy.
- Pissed off my dad. He mostly deserves it.
- I may have exaggerated a few things about Barry. He's still creepy, though.
- I could go on.
Nice:
- Let all those cursed girls take advantage of me yesterday.
- Let Campbell lose his v-card to my girlfriend.
- I tried to help him lose it for his birthday, but no one was nice enough to volunteer to be his present.
- Got Dulcie that hat. And ice cream.
- I think I may have used my power for good at some point.
- Dedicated Cameron a song on Campbell's radio show, even though he refused to play it.
- Helped Alisha make friends here.
- I could probably go on if I could be bothered with this.
If the naughty outweighs the nice does that mean I get a spanking by Santa's sexy elves?
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And I'm not a prick. Tart.
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You wonder why that probation worker always reacts to you? Because you say such dumb shit. Maybe if you said something serious for once, people would listen to you.
Whatever, captain cockless.
[ She's teasing. You could almost say they were acting like ... friends. ]
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In this case I think it's probably just as well no one takes me seriously.
Maybe you should ask your boyfriend how cockless I am. He's seen me pissing loads of times. I bet he gets off on it all the time.
[Almost? You're his honorary best friend from home until Barry gets here!]
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He's not - He's not like that.
You seriously watch other guys piss?
[ /walks off a cliff ]
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Everyone does it. Why do you think we don't piss in cubicles?
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Because you need to piss? Jesus, you're a bunch of perverts!
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Like you girls don't do it with tits all the time. It's not our fault we need to drop our trousers before we can compare sizes.
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[ She does not think of Nathan pissing. She does not think of Nathan pissing. ]
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