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[Nathan, who's made sure the camera is far enough back to show off his entire body, is kitted out in a denim mini skirt and a skimpy spaghetti top. It also looks as though there may be a badly stuffed bra underneath that. He's barefooted at the moment, but there's a stray strappy sandle next to one of his feet.

Besides him is a fox, wearing a pink, lacy bra.]

City! As a good friend of mine once told me, "every man dies, but not every man really lives". Which is why, now my soul has presented herself to me, I have decided to embrace the truth and live my life as a woman. I can't lie to myself any longer. Not when the truth's right there in front of me.

Now, boys... I know it's tempting, but just so you know, I am definitely a lesbian. So, no touching.

And thank you, inner fox lady, for revealing this to me.

[Bending down, Nathan gives the fox a sloppy kiss on the nose. She looks smug, giving his cheek an equally sloppy lick.]

Now all you need is a new name. Maybe one of them can think one up?

Nah. Fuck 'em. I can think of my own name. Anyway, you're forgetting surgery.

Naming seems easier. And less painful.

Hey, you know what they say. You can't have pussy without having some pain.

[With a grin, Nathan disconnects the feed.]

[ooc; Nathan will be affected by Daemon Day for the entire weekend. Orange text is his daemon, regular text is Nathan. And, no. He didn't pay for those clothes. So if police types want to have had reports of Nathan not-so-subtly hanging around with a fox making off with women's clothing, feel free. \o>]

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[Angela's been here long enough to not be surprised by talking animals, people being followed by said talking animals, or people being followed by said talking animals on the network. However, Nathan and the fox dressed like that is a definite first.

As it is, she's just left blinking at the screen in disbelief. There are no words for this kid.]

[ooc: a placeholder because i need a nap D:]

[At the look Angela's giving him, Nathan lets out a shriek.]

Oh, my God! My hair! Is it my hair? Is there something wrong with my hair!?

I knew I should've straightened it!

[ooc: Have a nice nap! ♥]

There's definitely something wrong, but I think it's under your hair.

Are you saying it looks like a wig? Because, trust me. That's all natural.

Right. I was talking about your brain.

What, because I refuse to stick the the gender God intended?

I come here for support, and instead I find myself torn down. I had no idea the world could be so cruel!

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......yeh're a fuckin' retard.

Hey, I'm trying to discover myself here. That's very offensive.

Yeh prefer I not say the word fuckin'?

Since when did I give a shit what kind of language you use? I just want to a bit of respect for my newfound gender.

[Which he's obviously going to get whilst he's readjusting his 'boobs'.]

....is that Jessica's bra?

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You harass the animal.

[Nathan bundles the fox protectively to his chest, burying his face in her ears.] What? No! I love her. Like I love myself!

I am yourself.

Which is exactly my point!

[ pause, because this may or may not be hurting his soul. ]

Love yourself less.

Hey, you're not the boss of me! You can't tell me how to feel. I'll love myself however much and in whatever ways I please.

[FOX SQUISH. At which point she begins to feign choking.]

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Hey, uh, good for you man. I knew some who changed genders in high school. There was like totally an article about in the North Toronto Post.

So, uh, awesome, I guess?

[long pause]

So... a fox, huh?

What, is that some kind of Torontonian newspaper? Why did no one tell me that sooner!? If I'd known it was headline worthy, I'd have pulled this shit years ago.

Right. A fox. A manifestation of my inner foxiness, or whatever.

Outer foxiness 'til this shit wears off.

Do people actually consider foxes foxy? Because mainly that would be kind of creepy, dude.

What? Noooo. It's just some of that metaphorical bullshit, isn't it? Unless you're into that whole animal sex scene, then you might think they're foxy. But they're sick perverts, so they don't count.

Or if you're a fox. I think foxes are foxy.

Right, that's exactly the conclusion a normal person would jump to.

Well, what conclusion would you have jumped to? This isn't exactly everyday stuff.

Haven't you been here long enough to realize that nothing that happens here is everyday stuff? Besides, if I suddenly woke up with a new pet, I don't think I'd decide to suddenly be a man.

Hey, hey, hey. Not a pet.

That's right. It's a whole other story when you wake up next to your soul. Kind of makes you face up to a few things about yourself. Like how great my legs look in a mini skirt. And I haven't even waxed them yet.