002 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Hello, City. Today you are being treated to a lovely view of a scrawny, still kind of malnourished Nathan in nothing but his briefs. Should you be pleased? Well, he certainly seems to think so.]

Deities! Or anyone else who knows their way around a washing machine. I have an irresistible offer for you to take me up on.

Since my flatmate refuses to do my laundry for me, I've been left with no choice but to resort to other means.

What are these other means, you might ask. To which I respond, this. [Nathan trails his hands sloooowwwwwwwly down his torso, hands coming to a rest just above his crotch.]

That's right. In exchange for washing my clothes, I offer you my body, to do with as you wish. This will be an ongoing agreement, naturally. Unless your services aren't up to my standards, in which case I reserve the right to put a stop to any agreement we might have.

Comments

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

No. Offering yourself like a common whore would be seen as perverted by some. [Honestly he isn't judging, just pointing it out.] Inherently pointing out the broad interpretation of that phrasing. Again, need to establish a better "terms of use".

[designedtoparty]

Hey! I am not a common whore. I'm classy.

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

Classy would be advertising one self in a manner becoming of high class. Using a suit, rather than showing ones undergarments. Showing one's "strengths" rather than your ass.

[designedtoparty]

I don't have a suit. Anyway, all the best hookers show off the goods before they sell. You never hear of try before you buy?

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

No, the best hookers don't need to show anything. Their reputation alone is sufficient. Even so, the better prostitutes don't need to show off that much. Might as well be in a strip club.

[designedtoparty]

Hey! There's nothing wrong with strip clubs. What do you know about human culture, anyway?

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

A great deal. Especially about the elements I'm likely to treat them about. Would never believe some of the stuff I've treated for. Just because not a human, doesn't mean I don't know anything.