002 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Hello, City. Today you are being treated to a lovely view of a scrawny, still kind of malnourished Nathan in nothing but his briefs. Should you be pleased? Well, he certainly seems to think so.]

Deities! Or anyone else who knows their way around a washing machine. I have an irresistible offer for you to take me up on.

Since my flatmate refuses to do my laundry for me, I've been left with no choice but to resort to other means.

What are these other means, you might ask. To which I respond, this. [Nathan trails his hands sloooowwwwwwwly down his torso, hands coming to a rest just above his crotch.]

That's right. In exchange for washing my clothes, I offer you my body, to do with as you wish. This will be an ongoing agreement, naturally. Unless your services aren't up to my standards, in which case I reserve the right to put a stop to any agreement we might have.

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1/1 IF I HAD A FACEPALM ICON I WOULD USE IT

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

sdfjfjk SORRY FOR ALL THE EDITS. I am awesome, clearly.

[designedtoparty]

That's right. Feast your eyes, like the dirty prosecutor you are.

[knifecushion.livejournal.com]

My virgin eyes are going to bleed.

[designedtoparty]

And yet it's so hard to look away.

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[Campbell thinks this is the funniest shit ever on one side and on the other side.....maybe....it's a good idea?]

You don't think that'll actually work, do you?

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

I mean, will it?

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

Has it? Cos I've just been washing my clothes in the sink if they need it. [Read as: once. So far.]

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[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ the fuck is this douchebag getting at? Karkat doesn't get it. ]

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ no, seriously. he doesn't understand what's going on here. so he's going to watch for a bit. ]

[eagleofautozam.livejournal.com]

I think you will have to learn to do your own laundry!

[designedtoparty]

Hey, I've never had to do my own laundry! I have no intention of starting now.

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

Your body? Why would people want your body?

[designedtoparty]

So they can commit all kinds of unspeakable acts on it.

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

... I... I b-beg your pardon. But, won't you be Needing your body? It seems like it would be very Hard to get along without it, I think.

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[designedtoparty]

[Congrats, Piglet. You actually threw Nathan off his game. He spends a good ten seconds wtf-ing at him before he can reply.]

Oh, I'd still have it. I'd just be sharing. For the benefit of both myself and my laundry lady.

[thewildone]

That might actually be a tempting offer if I had any interest in doing laundry.

[designedtoparty]

Oh, great. That might actually be a tempting offer if I had any interest in men.

[feellikejumping.livejournal.com]

... what's your name, then?

[designedtoparty]

I'm sorry. I thought it was obvious, but looks like I really should have specified.

I'm looking exclusively for a female who'd be willing to take the position.

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[adamantined]

Or you could just learn to operate a washing machine, rather than trying trade your, uh... body.

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[designedtoparty]

I'd rather trade my body. It's easier. And more fun!

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

[If Salarians had a concept of the popcorn.gif, Mordin would be emulating it right now.]

Huh. This should be interesting. I wish to hear the conversation between you and the Deity when it happens.

[designedtoparty]

You know, it's rude to listen in on other people's conversations.

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[thenormalsquint]

Wow. I didn't think a lack of clean underwear could bring out such desperation.

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[designedtoparty]

I know! It's terrible, isn't it?

FORGIVE ME this guy is from the 30s and is a hayseed

[taravata.livejournal.com]

Thought only women did that kinda thing.

NO WORRIES. I used to play a 70s guy. I know how it is.

[designedtoparty]

What, so a man can't sell his body to get what he wants, but a woman can? Did we go back to the dark ages without someone telling me?

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[gilthart.livejournal.com]

...I can just do your laundry for free.

[SAGE IS CONCERNED.]

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[designedtoparty]

What, really?

[Huh. That was easier than he thought. Nathan shrugs, retrieving his t-shirt from a heap on the floor] Cheers, man.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Dude...seriously?

[designedtoparty]

Seriously.

Do I look like I'm joking?

[eiremagic]

Oh, for fuck's sake.

.....Is that in me flat?

[designedtoparty]

Yes.

Where else was I supposed to film it?

[never_very_good]

Wow.



[ooc; sob so uh Frankie lives with Eden, presumably they would've met and all? I have just been awful about tagging around lately. apologies! ;_;]

[designedtoparty]

Hey, there, roomie! [And there's a little hip thrust, especially for you.]

[ooc; No, no worries! I probably should have shot you a PM or something. I would assume so. Also, Nathan's proooooobably not too fond of Frankie on the grounds that he lives with Eden and is therefore taking attention away from him. >.> But, er, I guess we'll see?]

[renegare.livejournal.com]

Cheap prostitution is against regulations.

[designedtoparty]

Would it help if I raised the price?