002 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Hello, City. Today you are being treated to a lovely view of a scrawny, still kind of malnourished Nathan in nothing but his briefs. Should you be pleased? Well, he certainly seems to think so.]

Deities! Or anyone else who knows their way around a washing machine. I have an irresistible offer for you to take me up on.

Since my flatmate refuses to do my laundry for me, I've been left with no choice but to resort to other means.

What are these other means, you might ask. To which I respond, this. [Nathan trails his hands sloooowwwwwwwly down his torso, hands coming to a rest just above his crotch.]

That's right. In exchange for washing my clothes, I offer you my body, to do with as you wish. This will be an ongoing agreement, naturally. Unless your services aren't up to my standards, in which case I reserve the right to put a stop to any agreement we might have.

Comments

1/1 IF I HAD A FACEPALM ICON I WOULD USE IT

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

[knifecushion.livejournal.com]

My virgin eyes are going to bleed.

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[Campbell thinks this is the funniest shit ever on one side and on the other side.....maybe....it's a good idea?]

You don't think that'll actually work, do you?

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[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ the fuck is this douchebag getting at? Karkat doesn't get it. ]

[eagleofautozam.livejournal.com]

I think you will have to learn to do your own laundry!

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

Your body? Why would people want your body?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

... I... I b-beg your pardon. But, won't you be Needing your body? It seems like it would be very Hard to get along without it, I think.

[thewildone]

That might actually be a tempting offer if I had any interest in doing laundry.

[feellikejumping.livejournal.com]

... what's your name, then?

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[adamantined]

Or you could just learn to operate a washing machine, rather than trying trade your, uh... body.

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

[If Salarians had a concept of the popcorn.gif, Mordin would be emulating it right now.]

Huh. This should be interesting. I wish to hear the conversation between you and the Deity when it happens.

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[thenormalsquint]

Wow. I didn't think a lack of clean underwear could bring out such desperation.

FORGIVE ME this guy is from the 30s and is a hayseed

[taravata.livejournal.com]

Thought only women did that kinda thing.

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[gilthart.livejournal.com]

...I can just do your laundry for free.

[SAGE IS CONCERNED.]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Dude...seriously?

[eiremagic]

Oh, for fuck's sake.

.....Is that in me flat?

[never_very_good]

Wow.



[ooc; sob so uh Frankie lives with Eden, presumably they would've met and all? I have just been awful about tagging around lately. apologies! ;_;]

[renegare.livejournal.com]

Cheap prostitution is against regulations.