002 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Hello, City. Today you are being treated to a lovely view of a scrawny, still kind of malnourished Nathan in nothing but his briefs. Should you be pleased? Well, he certainly seems to think so.]

Deities! Or anyone else who knows their way around a washing machine. I have an irresistible offer for you to take me up on.

Since my flatmate refuses to do my laundry for me, I've been left with no choice but to resort to other means.

What are these other means, you might ask. To which I respond, this. [Nathan trails his hands sloooowwwwwwwly down his torso, hands coming to a rest just above his crotch.]

That's right. In exchange for washing my clothes, I offer you my body, to do with as you wish. This will be an ongoing agreement, naturally. Unless your services aren't up to my standards, in which case I reserve the right to put a stop to any agreement we might have.

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[feellikejumping.livejournal.com]

... what's your name, then?

[designedtoparty]

I'm sorry. I thought it was obvious, but looks like I really should have specified.

I'm looking exclusively for a female who'd be willing to take the position.

[feellikejumping.livejournal.com]

I suggest you answer my question. But in the interest of fairness, why don't I go first.

I'm DCI Sam Tyler of the City Police Force.

[designedtoparty]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh. [CRINGE. Yeah. He's taking Sam a bit more seriously than he did Cameron.]

JJJJJJaaaaaaa.... mes. [Pauses to think last name.] Caraway! James Caraway.

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[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

[If Cameron hadn't mostly been amused by his antics up until now, his not taking her serious would so piss her off.... as is, fff, he'll learn]

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[designedtoparty]

[Psssshhh, yes. And in the meantime he'll be blissfully unaware. Which will just make him squirm more when he finally finds out.]

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[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

[I'M SO LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING HIM SQUIRM~]

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[designedtoparty]

[Me toooooo. And, er, it may be sooner than you think, depending on how well he cooperates with Sam. I'll have to talk to Nyte again.]

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[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

[Anytime is good for me~]

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[designedtoparty]

[Okay! We decided Nathan would spend the night in the cells. I'll leave it up to you whether or not that would mean he met her.]

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[chatona.livejournal.com]

[I don't know. If you'd like, we could action-spam it somewhere? Else we can just wait until next time he gets arrested, I'm up for either.]

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[designedtoparty]

ERM. I'm tempted to say action-spam, but I'm still working out the details of what happened with his arrest. So action-spam if I sort it before the weekend, leave it otherwise? I'm flying stateside Monday, so it'd probably be awkward if I start the action-spam after Saturday.

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[chatona.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me :D

[feellikejumping.livejournal.com]

Is that right? Well, 'Mr. Caraway'... seems like the two of us had better have us a little talk.

Now. I'll leave it up to you as to how want to do it. Either you can come down to the station where we can discuss your little exhibit today, or I can come find you and drag you back there myself.

And trust me, you won't be liking the experience if you make me have to come to get you.

[designedtoparty]

And what if I don't come down there? It's not like I've done anything you can pull me in on.

[feellikejumping.livejournal.com]

I beg to differ. Soliciting over a public broadcast. Corruption of a minor. Providing false information to a police officer.

I'd say I have plenty I can bring you in on. The only question is whether I bring you in by force or whether you're a smart lad and choose to cooperate.

[designedtoparty]

Those claims are completely ludicrous. I have no idea where you're getting them from.

Not to mention I have it on good authority there is no legal system here, so I don't see how I can be committing any crime.

[feellikejumping.livejournal.com]

Right then. We'll see about that.