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Nathan Young ([personal profile] designedtoparty) wrote2011-02-02 08:43 pm

002 ∞ VIDEO

[Hello, City. Today you are being treated to a lovely view of a scrawny, still kind of malnourished Nathan in nothing but his briefs. Should you be pleased? Well, he certainly seems to think so.]

Deities! Or anyone else who knows their way around a washing machine. I have an irresistible offer for you to take me up on.

Since my flatmate refuses to do my laundry for me, I've been left with no choice but to resort to other means.

What are these other means, you might ask. To which I respond, this. [Nathan trails his hands sloooowwwwwwwly down his torso, hands coming to a rest just above his crotch.]

That's right. In exchange for washing my clothes, I offer you my body, to do with as you wish. This will be an ongoing agreement, naturally. Unless your services aren't up to my standards, in which case I reserve the right to put a stop to any agreement we might have.
adamantined: (SUSPICION)

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[personal profile] adamantined 2011-02-03 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Or you could just learn to operate a washing machine, rather than trying trade your, uh... body.
adamantined: (REVOLUTION)

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[personal profile] adamantined 2011-02-03 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
There's so much wrong with that statement.
adamantined: (RETORT)

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[personal profile] adamantined 2011-02-03 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Everything in the world is wrong with it. Just like everything in the world is wrong with this broadcast.