Nathan Young (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
designedtoparty) wrote2011-02-02 08:43 pm
designedtoparty) wrote2011-02-02 08:43 pm
Entry tags:
- character: angela montenegro,
- character: ben hawkins,
- character: cameron lynde,
- character: campbell bain,
- character: claire bennet,
- character: curt wild,
- character: dean winchester,
- character: eagle vision,
- character: eden mac cionaoith,
- character: florian,
- character: fran,
- character: frankie dalton,
- character: hibari kyouya,
- character: karkat vantas,
- character: mordin solus,
- character: piglet,
- character: sage,
- character: sam tyler,
- filter: public,
- plot: nathan is a troll,
- post: video
002 ∞ VIDEO
[Hello, City. Today you are being treated to a lovely view of a scrawny, still kind of malnourished Nathan in nothing but his briefs. Should you be pleased? Well, he certainly seems to think so.]
Deities! Or anyone else who knows their way around a washing machine. I have an irresistible offer for you to take me up on.
Since my flatmate refuses to do my laundry for me, I've been left with no choice but to resort to other means.
What are these other means, you might ask. To which I respond, this. [Nathan trails his hands sloooowwwwwwwly down his torso, hands coming to a rest just above his crotch.]
That's right. In exchange for washing my clothes, I offer you my body, to do with as you wish. This will be an ongoing agreement, naturally. Unless your services aren't up to my standards, in which case I reserve the right to put a stop to any agreement we might have.
Deities! Or anyone else who knows their way around a washing machine. I have an irresistible offer for you to take me up on.
Since my flatmate refuses to do my laundry for me, I've been left with no choice but to resort to other means.
What are these other means, you might ask. To which I respond, this. [Nathan trails his hands sloooowwwwwwwly down his torso, hands coming to a rest just above his crotch.]
That's right. In exchange for washing my clothes, I offer you my body, to do with as you wish. This will be an ongoing agreement, naturally. Unless your services aren't up to my standards, in which case I reserve the right to put a stop to any agreement we might have.
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The point being that you should learn to do your fucking laundry and eating a couple hamburgers wouldn't hurt.
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I don't want to do my laundry. Although I wouldn't say no to hamburgers.
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How old are you? And I only ask because if you're as young as you look you should be able to get free food from whatever crazy welfare system they have around here.
[ooc: Edited to note that Curt is just messing with him about the age thing]
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Twenty-one. You can get welfare here? No one told me that.
[ooc: Gotcha!]
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Yeah, but it's not easy, I mean it's mostly for kids, like school-age, and other than that I don't know anyone who's successfully gotten it. I don't think laundry aversion counts as a disability.
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I'm a long-term unemployable! If this is anything like Britain, I'm definitely entitled.