Nathan Young (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
designedtoparty) wrote2011-02-02 08:43 pm
designedtoparty) wrote2011-02-02 08:43 pm
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- character: claire bennet,
- character: curt wild,
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- character: sam tyler,
- filter: public,
- plot: nathan is a troll,
- post: video
002 ∞ VIDEO
[Hello, City. Today you are being treated to a lovely view of a scrawny, still kind of malnourished Nathan in nothing but his briefs. Should you be pleased? Well, he certainly seems to think so.]
Deities! Or anyone else who knows their way around a washing machine. I have an irresistible offer for you to take me up on.
Since my flatmate refuses to do my laundry for me, I've been left with no choice but to resort to other means.
What are these other means, you might ask. To which I respond, this. [Nathan trails his hands sloooowwwwwwwly down his torso, hands coming to a rest just above his crotch.]
That's right. In exchange for washing my clothes, I offer you my body, to do with as you wish. This will be an ongoing agreement, naturally. Unless your services aren't up to my standards, in which case I reserve the right to put a stop to any agreement we might have.
Deities! Or anyone else who knows their way around a washing machine. I have an irresistible offer for you to take me up on.
Since my flatmate refuses to do my laundry for me, I've been left with no choice but to resort to other means.
What are these other means, you might ask. To which I respond, this. [Nathan trails his hands sloooowwwwwwwly down his torso, hands coming to a rest just above his crotch.]
That's right. In exchange for washing my clothes, I offer you my body, to do with as you wish. This will be an ongoing agreement, naturally. Unless your services aren't up to my standards, in which case I reserve the right to put a stop to any agreement we might have.
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OKAY, I DID. Happy now? :|
OC: How else would I get sympathy for it?
OC: Anyway, I could send you a picture.
OC: Or a video.
OC: I kind of like the video idea myself. But you just let me know.
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OC: Maybe that sounds narcissistic, but it isn't. It's just a fact of life.
OC: If you don't care, does that mean I can send you a video if I do break my fingers?
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OC: Someone offered to do my laundry for free.
OC: And I'm pretty sure I could get a shag off some other guy, if I was into that kind of thing.
OC: All in all, I think I'd call that a success.
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OC: And maybe for you.
OC: Whatever, man. I'm comfortable with expressing my sexual nature. It's not my problem if other people aren't.
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OC: I've got a shitload of that back patting to be getting on with.
OC: I'll leave you to your bucket spunking, or whatever it is you do in your spare time.