002 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Hello, City. Today you are being treated to a lovely view of a scrawny, still kind of malnourished Nathan in nothing but his briefs. Should you be pleased? Well, he certainly seems to think so.]

Deities! Or anyone else who knows their way around a washing machine. I have an irresistible offer for you to take me up on.

Since my flatmate refuses to do my laundry for me, I've been left with no choice but to resort to other means.

What are these other means, you might ask. To which I respond, this. [Nathan trails his hands sloooowwwwwwwly down his torso, hands coming to a rest just above his crotch.]

That's right. In exchange for washing my clothes, I offer you my body, to do with as you wish. This will be an ongoing agreement, naturally. Unless your services aren't up to my standards, in which case I reserve the right to put a stop to any agreement we might have.

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[designedtoparty]

Hey, people should be lining up to take my offer! They don't know what they're missing.

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[thenormalsquint]

[Angela pauses to remember that skinny guy rubbing himself all up and down, trying to look sexy but failing.]

Not much from the looks of it.

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[designedtoparty]

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Which I know for a fact you haven't.

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[thenormalsquint]

And I won't because I'm not that desperate to go to jail. What are you, sixteen?

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[designedtoparty]

I'm twenty-one. But even if I wasn't, sixteen is a perfectly acceptable age to go out and shag someone.

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[thenormalsquint]

Sure, other sixteen years olds, but not somebody in their thirties.

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[designedtoparty]

So long as you're under fifty, I really don't see the problem.

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[thenormalsquint]

I'm hoping that's a general you're, because if it's otherwise, it ain't happening.

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[designedtoparty]

It was very general! I could be referring to you, I could be referring to any of the other women who are under fifty here.

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[thenormalsquint]

I'm sure I can speak for most of them that it ain't happening for them either, not with the opportunity to handle your boxers as a lure.

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[designedtoparty]

Not all of them. There's bound to be a girl or two out there with an underwear fetish. So long as she brings 'em back clean, I'm happy to provide.