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[The video opens on Nathan's face, currently a picture of mortification.]

Wait, you mean we're related!?

[Nathan manages a few seconds more before he cracks, lips twitching up before he snorts. Giving up on hiding his laughter, Nathan cuts the feed.]

ooc; There will definitely be some backtagging here! Also, backdated to the 16th.

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[Road's just going to fall over laughing here.]

[Nathan likes this reaction. He's just going to look very self-satisfied until she stops laughing.]

[Still giggling.] Hmm, you found out a little bit too late~.

[At this point, keeping a straight face is beyond him. He is making a token attempt, but there's still a slight smirk there.] By seconds! She could've at least given me enough time to pull out. That shit's fucked up.

[...did he actually say that? He did, didn't it? Well, she's certainly not going to stop laughing.]

Better luck next time?

With shagging my relatives, or shagging in general?

Wiiiiiiiiiith not risking ending up with a two-headed baby?

Hey! You leave my baby alone. He can't help being born with two heads.

Think of all the trouble he'll have finding clothes! He won't be very pleased with you.

I'm the one who brought him into the world. He should be grateful.

No, no, no, it means you're responsible for keeping him happy.

Who says you can't be happy and have two heads? I could hook him up with that chick with two heads. Imagine the oral sex they could give each other! He'd be better off than most of us.

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