003 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[The video opens on Nathan's face, currently a picture of mortification.]

Wait, you mean we're related!?

[Nathan manages a few seconds more before he cracks, lips twitching up before he snorts. Giving up on hiding his laughter, Nathan cuts the feed.]

ooc; There will definitely be some backtagging here! Also, backdated to the 16th.

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[orangetoughguy]

Ouch. Hard time.

[designedtoparty]

I know! The one time you don't use protection...

[orangetoughguy]

Like what a bus shelter?

[designedtoparty]

A bus shelter? What kind of fucked up world did you grow up in? Even I have more class than that.

[orangetoughguy]

I'm from Los Angeles. Where are you from.

[designedtoparty]

Ohhhhhhh, right. Los Angeles. The place where bus shelters can stop you making babies.

I'm from Ireland. Back there we usually have to resort to a thing called condoms. You may have heard of them.

[orangetoughguy]

It's a joke dude, you know like keeping out of the rain protection? Cause I don't know any other kind of place that'd house a self-proclaimed motherfucker.

[designedtoparty]

Yeah, well. It's really not that funny.

Anyway, who said anything about my mum? I was thinking more along the lines of long lost cousin. Although given my dad's errant ways, you could probably argue long lost sibling would be more likely.

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[dreamsofnoah]

[Road's just going to fall over laughing here.]

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[designedtoparty]

[Nathan likes this reaction. He's just going to look very self-satisfied until she stops laughing.]

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[dreamsofnoah]

[Still giggling.] Hmm, you found out a little bit too late~.

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[designedtoparty]

[At this point, keeping a straight face is beyond him. He is making a token attempt, but there's still a slight smirk there.] By seconds! She could've at least given me enough time to pull out. That shit's fucked up.

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[dreamsofnoah]

[...did he actually say that? He did, didn't it? Well, she's certainly not going to stop laughing.]

Better luck next time?

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[designedtoparty]

With shagging my relatives, or shagging in general?

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[dreamsofnoah]

Wiiiiiiiiiith not risking ending up with a two-headed baby?

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[designedtoparty]

Hey! You leave my baby alone. He can't help being born with two heads.

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[dreamsofnoah]

Think of all the trouble he'll have finding clothes! He won't be very pleased with you.

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[designedtoparty]

I'm the one who brought him into the world. He should be grateful.

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[dreamsofnoah]

No, no, no, it means you're responsible for keeping him happy.

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[designedtoparty]

Who says you can't be happy and have two heads? I could hook him up with that chick with two heads. Imagine the oral sex they could give each other! He'd be better off than most of us.

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[7thborn.livejournal.com]

[The problem is... in Ginny's world, that isn't exactly... unusual. In some circles. Scream.]

Bad luck there, mate.

[And then a snort of laughter.]

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[designedtoparty]

Hey! Are you laughing at my pain? I'm being serious here!

[HE IS SO OFFENDED. Or... okay, not really. But he's doing a pretty good job of pretending otherwise. Or would be if he wasn't Nathan.]

[eiremagic]

....oh, Nathan!

[designedtoparty]

What?

[INNOCENT, CLEARLY. He has no idea why you sound like that.]

[eiremagic]

Seriously?

[designedtoparty]

[Snorts.] No. I just felt like saying it.

Everyone else is doing it, and they're not even funny.

[eiremagic]

Oh, for fuck's sake. Well.

At least.

[designedtoparty]

At least I'm making shit up? Which is more than can be said for most.

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[thenormalsquint]

Next time, ask for ID and the family tree.

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[designedtoparty]

Right. Because that's clearly the first thing that comes to mind when I'm pissed out of my mind and a beautiful girl grabs hold of my cock.

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[thenormalsquint]

In your case, it should.

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[designedtoparty]

And take away the fun of anonymous sex? What kind of man do you take me for?

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[thenormalsquint]

Ah, excuse me. I assumed you had some kind of discriminating taste somewhere.

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[designedtoparty]

I don't do discrimination. That's just rude.