003 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[The video opens on Nathan's face, currently a picture of mortification.]

Wait, you mean we're related!?

[Nathan manages a few seconds more before he cracks, lips twitching up before he snorts. Giving up on hiding his laughter, Nathan cuts the feed.]

ooc; There will definitely be some backtagging here! Also, backdated to the 16th.

Comments

[designedtoparty]

I know! The one time you don't use protection...

[orangetoughguy]

Like what a bus shelter?

[designedtoparty]

A bus shelter? What kind of fucked up world did you grow up in? Even I have more class than that.

[orangetoughguy]

I'm from Los Angeles. Where are you from.

[designedtoparty]

Ohhhhhhh, right. Los Angeles. The place where bus shelters can stop you making babies.

I'm from Ireland. Back there we usually have to resort to a thing called condoms. You may have heard of them.

[orangetoughguy]

It's a joke dude, you know like keeping out of the rain protection? Cause I don't know any other kind of place that'd house a self-proclaimed motherfucker.

[designedtoparty]

Yeah, well. It's really not that funny.

Anyway, who said anything about my mum? I was thinking more along the lines of long lost cousin. Although given my dad's errant ways, you could probably argue long lost sibling would be more likely.