006 ∞ ACTION // VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is leaned up a wall outside a bar, smoking and looking rather irritated. No, he is not wearing green. Which may explain the irritation.]

Okay, so some of you aren't from around here. And by 'here', I do mean worlds where you may find Ireland. I get that! I do. So, for the record? The phrase is 'kiss me, I'm Irish'. So, stop fucking pinching me. All right?

And if you are going to pinch me, at least have the decency to go for the arse.

[Nathan pauses to sniff and pout.]

Today of all days, I should be swimming in Guinness and blow jobs. Not dealing with this!

Jesus...

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[designedtoparty]

Yeah, well, you'd better not. Eden will not be a happy woman.

What'd you do to piss her off so much, anyway?

[adamantined]

Sometimes girls just don't get along.

Why does it have to do with Eden anyway? Can't I just reject the idea of marrying you all by myself?

[designedtoparty]

Oh, come on. Two immortals. Trapped in the same world. Something's bound to happen!

My guess is you're holding out for marriage, which is why we haven't shagged yet.

sob sorry work ate me alive

[adamantined]

Something's bound to happen? The only thing that's bound to happen is that we either become bitter enemies or we set aside one hour a week finding new and unique ways to try and kill ourselves.

I'm seeing someone, and even if I wasn't, I can promise you there'd be no shagging going on between us. I don't like guys who wear dresses, for starters.

ha, don't worry about it

[designedtoparty]

And what if we decided to try shagging ourselves to death? For all we know, it could be the one thing that works!

Also, that whole dress thing was a curse. I don't think you should hold that against me.

/prepares to be eaten again 1/2

[adamantined]

I think that decision is one that has to be reached mutually, and I can tell you right now, whether I'm single or not, I have no interest in sleeping with you. I actually have standards, no offense.

Some people think that curses are like being drunk. You know, they lower your inhibitions and let the real you come out.

[adamantined]

Can you get drunk?

:( /punts work 1/2

[designedtoparty]

None taken. It's not the first time I've heard that line. I'm sure it won't be the last.

So what if it was? You aren't allowed to judge me, just for being a tranny. That shit's illegal now, you know.

[designedtoparty]

Yes.

Why? Can you?

1/2

[adamantined]

There's so much more to judge you on.

[adamantined]

No.

Do you actually regenerate, or can you just not die?

1/2

[designedtoparty]

Right. Better things!

[designedtoparty]

I don't know. I thought you said they were the same thing.

1/2

[adamantined]

I know, I just -

At the end of the day, they kind of are. But if we aren't the same, then - But if you actually die and then just kind of come back to life at some point afterward, it's not technically the same thing. It's kind of the same thing, but not completely.

[adamantined]

Maybe we should meet up sometime. You know, to compare.

[designedtoparty]

Compare?

Like, compare notes? Or will this be more of a practical comparison?

[adamantined]

I don't exactly take notes on it or anything. I was thinking practical.

Is that weird? It sounds weird. You can tell me if it's weird.

1/2

[designedtoparty]

You're asking me to meet up so we can kill ourselves. That goes a little bit beyond weird.

In fact, I think that may cross the line into completely fucking insane.

[designedtoparty]

But, sure. Why not?

When were you thinking we should have this meet up?

1/2

[adamantined]

I'm not asking you to meet up so we can kill ourselves. I'm not suggesting that we meet on top of the highest cliff so we can jump right off and see what happens.

And you can't honestly tell me that you haven't been curious, too. Unless immortal people come standard where you come from.

[adamantined]

And I don't know. Maybe sometime next week? Weekends can be crazy. Sometime in the middle is usually safe. I can give you a call.

[designedtoparty]

Well, I wouldn't complain if you did want to. Death by cliff isn't something that's happened to me before.

And, no, they aren't. Last I checked, I was the only one. So, call me whenever. It'll be nice to spend quality time with a fellow immortal.

[adamantined]

It's kind of - What, do you have some kind of check list or something?

That still gives you plenty of time to drown yourself in Guinness and blowjobs.

[designedtoparty]

What, no. That would be ridiculous. I just know I've never jumped off a cliff before.

And to get over that hangover! Bonus.

[adamantined]

You should probably look into keeping it that way.

Just make sure you wear green.