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[The feed switches to audio after that, Nathan's sarcastic tone cutting in almost immediately.]

Well, that was touching. Almost like having the good old days back, when Barry would creep around after me filming everything. I mean, this obviously looks like a much steadier hand, but that whole stalker-vibe's still there.

Really, though. Nostalgia makes you feel a whole lot fuzzier when you don't come from a total shit heap. Sorry, City, but try again. 5/10.

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You're joking, right?

An undisciplined habit.

Yeah, well. It wasn't "against regulations" there. I didn't even want it.

I'll tell you what, though. If Barry ever shows up here, you can go ahead and get at him for sharing it.

I refuse to do you a service.

Hey, this isn't about me. You get rid of him, you'll be doing doing society a service. He's like a really lame drug dealer, handing out gum to anyone he thinks would be half-way willing to give him a blow job.

Imagine how much cleaner the streets would be without him giving people the opportunity to spit up gum and spunk all over the place.

Edited 2011-04-09 19:49 (UTC)

He can die with you.

With me? What the fuck?!

Taking two in one strike is efficient.

You don't think trying to take me out is kind of pointless?

No. Immortality only means... I get to do it again.

And again.

And again.

[sdfjdjk Oh, God, he hates dying. Give him a moment here. He's kind of horrified.]

Yeah, well. Try it. See if I care.

I'll just keep coming back. You'll get sick of me. And I'll just keep acting the same way I always have.

Then I'll become creative.

And guess what? It won't matter. Because I'll still come back.

How is killing all right with you, anyway? No one ever tell you murder's against regulations?

I wouldnae worry. He never follows through. He's rubbish.

[He is so, so relieved right now.]

Oh, thank God. I really wasn't looking forward to him getting "creative".

He told me he was gonna hunt me down an' strangle me or stab my neck in 10 seconds or something and I clearly havenae died yet.

Ouch. That does not sound a pleasant way to die.

Although on the plus side, would you even live long enough to feel all that?

I dunno, I've no died before. Would I? He was saying he's "creative".

No one's so much as stabbed me before. Let alone in the neck. How am I supposed to know?

Well, how was I meant t' know that?

I don't know! It's not exactly the sort of thing people usually go around assuming, though.

Aye, but you're immortal! How long does it generally take t' die?

audio | OBVIOUSLY THERE IS NOTHING ELSE WORTH NOTING.

audio | IMMORTALITY? PFFFFFFFT. GUM? WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

audio | A BIG PROBLEM. YOU JUST KNOW THAT STUFF ENDED UP ON HIS MUM'S DRIVE.

audio | THIS THING CAME OUT OF ACTUAL PARENTS?

audio | APPARENTLY SO.

audio | That poor woman ._.

audio | I'm amazed she managed to put up with him for 21 years before throwing him out!

audio | heavy duty brainwashing must have been involved

audio | Or maybe he's just really loveable.

audio | ...um. 1/3

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