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[designedtoparty]

[The feed switches to audio after that, Nathan's sarcastic tone cutting in almost immediately.]

Well, that was touching. Almost like having the good old days back, when Barry would creep around after me filming everything.  I mean, this obviously looks like a much steadier hand, but that whole stalker-vibe's still there.

Really, though.  Nostalgia makes you feel a whole lot fuzzier when you don't come from a total shit heap.  Sorry, City, but try again.  5/10.

Comments

audio | heavy duty brainwashing must have been involved

[renegare.livejournal.com]

Taking two in one strike is efficient.

audio | Or maybe he's just really loveable.

[designedtoparty]

You don't think trying to take me out is kind of pointless?

audio | ...um. 1/3

[renegare.livejournal.com]

No. Immortality only means... I get to do it again.

audio

[renegare.livejournal.com]

And again.

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[renegare.livejournal.com]

And again.

audio 1/2

[designedtoparty]

[sdfjdjk Oh, God, he hates dying. Give him a moment here. He's kind of horrified.]

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[designedtoparty]

Yeah, well. Try it. See if I care.

I'll just keep coming back. You'll get sick of me. And I'll just keep acting the same way I always have.

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[renegare.livejournal.com]

Then I'll become creative.

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[designedtoparty]

And guess what? It won't matter. Because I'll still come back.

How is killing all right with you, anyway? No one ever tell you murder's against regulations?

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

I wouldnae worry. He never follows through. He's rubbish.

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[designedtoparty]

[He is so, so relieved right now.]

Oh, thank God. I really wasn't looking forward to him getting "creative".

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

He told me he was gonna hunt me down an' strangle me or stab my neck in 10 seconds or something and I clearly havenae died yet.

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[designedtoparty]

Ouch. That does not sound a pleasant way to die.

Although on the plus side, would you even live long enough to feel all that?

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I've no died before. Would I? He was saying he's "creative".

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[designedtoparty]

No one's so much as stabbed me before. Let alone in the neck. How am I supposed to know?

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

Well, how was I meant t' know that?

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[designedtoparty]

I don't know! It's not exactly the sort of thing people usually go around assuming, though.

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

Aye, but you're immortal! How long does it generally take t' die?

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[designedtoparty]

It sort of varies. I think it'd be pretty quick in the neck sort of area, though. It seems like it'd probably be the sort of place to bleed out a lot.

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

Mm....that does sound about right. Euuh, unless he decides t' be inventive wi' me too, cos of the zombie thing this place has goin' for it.

Not that he ever bloody will, I don't think. He's had more than enough time, really.

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[designedtoparty]

Maybe he's just waiting for the perfect moment?

He might think it's more fun to kill you when you're not expecting it.

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

What about if I always expect it, eh? What's he gonna do then?

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[designedtoparty]

Then I guess you'll be safe.

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought. You could do worse than try that too.

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[designedtoparty]

Yeah, I might do. But what's the worst that could happen if I don't? I'll just call the cops on him for being a murdering arsehole if he tries anything.