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[The feed switches to audio after that, Nathan's sarcastic tone cutting in almost immediately.]

Well, that was touching. Almost like having the good old days back, when Barry would creep around after me filming everything. I mean, this obviously looks like a much steadier hand, but that whole stalker-vibe's still there.

Really, though. Nostalgia makes you feel a whole lot fuzzier when you don't come from a total shit heap. Sorry, City, but try again. 5/10.

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He told me he was gonna hunt me down an' strangle me or stab my neck in 10 seconds or something and I clearly havenae died yet.

Ouch. That does not sound a pleasant way to die.

Although on the plus side, would you even live long enough to feel all that?

I dunno, I've no died before. Would I? He was saying he's "creative".

No one's so much as stabbed me before. Let alone in the neck. How am I supposed to know?

Well, how was I meant t' know that?

I don't know! It's not exactly the sort of thing people usually go around assuming, though.

Aye, but you're immortal! How long does it generally take t' die?

It sort of varies. I think it'd be pretty quick in the neck sort of area, though. It seems like it'd probably be the sort of place to bleed out a lot.

Mm....that does sound about right. Euuh, unless he decides t' be inventive wi' me too, cos of the zombie thing this place has goin' for it.

Not that he ever bloody will, I don't think. He's had more than enough time, really.

Maybe he's just waiting for the perfect moment?

He might think it's more fun to kill you when you're not expecting it.

What about if I always expect it, eh? What's he gonna do then?

Then I guess you'll be safe.

That's what I thought. You could do worse than try that too.

Yeah, I might do. But what's the worst that could happen if I don't? I'll just call the cops on him for being a murdering arsehole if he tries anything.

...at least they might distract him.

With any luck, they'd arrest him. I don't see why they wouldn't with the things they get on my back for.

They didnae arrest him when he was talking about killing the strongest six people in the City!

And there they are arresting me over a simple misunderstanding. Where's the justice?!

Maybe it's cos they know you'll definitely be the easier one to arrest.

Well, that's just incompetence speaking. They should really learn to do their jobs better.

I bet them all coming from different universes and times and worlds doesnae help either. Maybe murder isnae illegal but trafficking is.

If that's true, they really need to get their priorities sorted. There isn't even anything wrong with trafficking.

I think the one p'liceman might've thought you were a paedo, though.

Yeah, well, he's an idiot. I like 'em young, but not that young.

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