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[Somehow, Nathan has got hold of a clipboard. He lounges on Eden's couch for a while, staring intently at the clipboard as though the video's an accident. It isn't, however. Which becomes apparently when Nathan sits himself up, as though to make an important announcement. He'd almost seem formal if it wasn't for his casual jeans and t-shirt.]

Ladies of the City! Preferably between the ages of 16 and 30. I'm here to show you the man of your dreams.

A while ago I promised my good friend Campbell I'd help get him laid by a lady who wasn't a serial killer. Seeing how his birthday is coming up and everything, I thought now would be a good time to live up to my word and give him that.

So, if you've managed to avoid killing someone, are relatively good looking and of the female persuasion, please step right up. I have a few questions to ask you... [At that he taps the clipboard meaningfully. Then he shrugs, dropping it on his lap.] But really, so long as you meet those three requirements, I'm sure you're probably fine.

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Should I answer this as a mentally crooked Brit, or should I withold information as I might not fit the criteria?

Be as honest as you like. I don't think he cares how mentally crooked you are.

I suppose I've probably gone out with worse.

Great! Well, so far you sound ideal. [He pauses a moment to jot something down.]

Next question. Have you ever, or do you ever plan to kill someone?

Rather direct, don't you think? Do you really expect people will say yes?

No. That's why I'm playing middle man in the first place. But if I can weed someone out before things get messy, then all the better.

Then let me stop you right there, then, because I'm not looking for anyone.

It's just for one night! It's not like he's expecting you to stick around after that.

Still a no.

Is there any way we could change that no to a yes? At all?

Sadly no. But I do wish you and your friend goodluck with the whole...process.

Right. Thanks. Well, if you know anyone who might be interested, send them over. We've got... a few days.

Only guys.

I don't think he's gay.

[Also, he doesn't want to 'test-drive' guys.]

His loss.

[Thinking about this. And... well. It's probably better than giving him nothing.]

Hold on, I'll get back to you.

I don't know how many of the guys I know are gay, and I sure as hell aren't pimping my brother, so don't bother. Or do - at least you'll know all about your options.

If your brother's gay, he'd probably love you to pimp him. He is still a man.

[ooc; If this double posts, I'm sorry! It's always hard to tell when LJ starts eating comments.]

Man or not, I've qualms against that.

[ooc; It didn't! And congratulations on making me pick up Misfits again. B)]

Well, if you told me who he is, I could always ask him myself.

[ooc; SCORE! Enjoy it. :D]

It's not that hard, you just need to find the coolest guy around.

Oh, well, that's helpful. Thank you.

Thanks for the entertainment. What's your name again?

Nathan. Nathan Young. [Looking down at his clipboard again, just in case.]

I didn't ask you your name, right?

You didn't. Terrible PR.

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