012 ∞ VIDEO // ACTION

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is standing with his arms outstretched, his right arm with five ravens perched on it, and four crows on his left. His left shoulder is occupied by a blue and gold macaw. Despite being covered in a fair amount of bird poo (his navy hoodie may not have been his best choice today), he looks pretty pleased.]

Hey, Captain Birdseye. Say cunt.

[The macaw, Captain Birdseye, just whistles at him, much to Nathan's disappointment.]

No, cunt. C'mon, man. Say it with me. Cunt!

[This time he gets a screech and a click. Which still doesn't impress him. He frowns, starting to get a bit irritated.]

Cunt.

[Click. Nathan glares at him, sulkily.] Fine. Don't say it. [Side eye, then he mutters under his breath.] Twat.

[Screeeeeeeeeeeech.] Wanker. [Click, click, click. And then he's cleaning his feathers.]

What the fuck?! Where'd you get wanker from? I gave up on teaching you that one ages ago.

[Birdseye ignores him in favour of cleaning. Nathan pouts, arms drooping a little.] How long is this going to last for? My arms hurt.

[If you want action, Nathan is around the city, charging at random people with his bird flock.]

Comments

[designedtoparty]

How?!

I didn't think I looked like on to begin with!

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

I dunno! I'm no an albatross!

[He does a bit of trying to struggle against the ropes holding him up to try and influence the direction of the birds. It doesn't work very well because Campbell is a stick-man.]

Get against a wall or something!!!

[designedtoparty]

[Okay, okay. Scrambling up at making a dash for the nearest wall. He's definitely going to stay facing it. He's not exactly keen on getting his eyes pecked out.]

Fuck! This'd better not get me cornered!

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[The birds do a bit of circling, and an attempt to swoop in, resulting in a bit of freaked out screaming from Campbell, but there's too many of them to do any precision flying, and they're attached to Campbell besides. They bang his feet on the top of the building though, flying over.]

OW. That's the last time I'm askin' them t' do anything!!!

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan's not daring to move from where he's flat against the building, even to look at the position of Campbell's birds.]

Are you going yet?

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

I think so! They cannae even get close t' you there!

[They're circling him higher up again.]

Look, sorry about the attacks. And that you cannae fly!

[designedtoparty]

It's okay! Just don't come near me until you've found your feet.

Bye!