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[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is standing with his arms outstretched, his right arm with five ravens perched on it, and four crows on his left. His left shoulder is occupied by a blue and gold macaw. Despite being covered in a fair amount of bird poo (his navy hoodie may not have been his best choice today), he looks pretty pleased.]

Hey, Captain Birdseye. Say cunt.

[The macaw, Captain Birdseye, just whistles at him, much to Nathan's disappointment.]

No, cunt. C'mon, man. Say it with me. Cunt!

[This time he gets a screech and a click. Which still doesn't impress him. He frowns, starting to get a bit irritated.]

Cunt.

[Click. Nathan glares at him, sulkily.] Fine. Don't say it. [Side eye, then he mutters under his breath.] Twat.

[Screeeeeeeeeeeech.] Wanker. [Click, click, click. And then he's cleaning his feathers.]

What the fuck?! Where'd you get wanker from? I gave up on teaching you that one ages ago.

[Birdseye ignores him in favour of cleaning. Nathan pouts, arms drooping a little.] How long is this going to last for? My arms hurt.

[If you want action, Nathan is around the city, charging at random people with his bird flock.]

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[These are cursed albatrosses, so they are going to swoop Campbell in and circle around and around Nathan a few metres above him. For some reason. Maybe they want to eat the crows.]

Hey! Nathan!

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[thenormalsquint]

Cunt.

[Well, his bird doesn't say it, but Angela's sure does.]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

[Lockdown, in car mode, can't help but stop and look at the human try and get his birds to do tricks. It amuses him.]

[eiremagic]

He's got yehr number.

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should try teaching it something...useful.

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[renegare.livejournal.com]

It's intelligent.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Apparently parrots respond better to female voices. Try saying it at a higher pitch to him.

[startraveling.livejournal.com]

.... Cunt? [What's that? Ted somehow has an idea considering who's teaching this bird, but.]

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[adamantined]

Smart bird.

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[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Laughs at him for exactly eight seconds.]

What are you dooooooooing? Trying to teach flapbeasts to talk?

But I guess that one did learn to say soooooooomething!