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[Nathan is standing with his arms outstretched, his right arm with five ravens perched on it, and four crows on his left. His left shoulder is occupied by a blue and gold macaw. Despite being covered in a fair amount of bird poo (his navy hoodie may not have been his best choice today), he looks pretty pleased.]

Hey, Captain Birdseye. Say cunt.

[The macaw, Captain Birdseye, just whistles at him, much to Nathan's disappointment.]

No, cunt. C'mon, man. Say it with me. Cunt!

[This time he gets a screech and a click. Which still doesn't impress him. He frowns, starting to get a bit irritated.]

Cunt.

[Click. Nathan glares at him, sulkily.] Fine. Don't say it. [Side eye, then he mutters under his breath.] Twat.

[Screeeeeeeeeeeech.] Wanker. [Click, click, click. And then he's cleaning his feathers.]

What the fuck?! Where'd you get wanker from? I gave up on teaching you that one ages ago.

[Birdseye ignores him in favour of cleaning. Nathan pouts, arms drooping a little.] How long is this going to last for? My arms hurt.

[If you want action, Nathan is around the city, charging at random people with his bird flock.]

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[He is free to notice that her skin is grey and she has some pretty impressive horns and is dressed in a glaringly bright orange get-up. In general she looks pretty ~~weird~~ awesome.]

No no no no no no no no! You're eloooooooongating everything too much!

Anyway, it doesn't look like he's saying what you wanted him to say. Looks like a pretty stupid flapbeast to me!

Thank you! You're like the first person who hasn't gone on about how smart he is, when he's clearly retarded.

Or... [Squint. Okay, not person.] whatever you are. Hey! Do you know that stoner dude? Because you look a lot like him and he hasn't delivered on that hallucinogenic pie he promised me.

Well, it's obviously dumb if it can't repeat a simple word. Especially after how many tiiiiiiiimes you repeated it.

[Stoner... dude. Immediately knows who he's talking about.]

You met Makara? I suppoooooooose you could say I know him. We're both trolls and all. From the same place and everything.

Wait. He offered you sopor slime pie?

Maybe he'll get it in a few hours. That's how he learnt wanker, anyway.

I don't know. I don't think we ever got around to names. But, yeah. I said I'd give him some skunk if he shared.

Skunk?? What in gog's name is that?

But you must be pretty stupid to want to try sopor slime. It'd proooooooobably kill a human. I knew your thinkpan was small!

The super slime of mankind. [Whether he's saying it wrong on purpose or not is anyone's guess.]

Hey, he looked okay on it. Why would it kill me?

Trolls and humans are different?? Whatever, if you want to try it, go ahead. It'd be your potential culling, I guess.

Anyway, he's probably forgotten that he even offered. Better ask again if you're that desperate to try it.

Yeah. Try to cull the man who can't die, see where that gets you.

Anyway, where's the fun in life if you can't take a few risks in the name of getting high?

[Interest: piqued.]

Hold on, you can't die?? Seriously?

Well. Technically I come back from the dead. But it all amounts to the same thing, so why pick holes?

So you're God Tier like me? Woooooooow, talk about a surprise!

The fuck's a God Tier?

Only the best level you can reach in Sgrub! Once you reach God Tier, you can't die. So, if you aren't a God Tier, how are you immortal??

Hey, maybe I'm God Tier and just didn't know it!

All I know is there was a storm and a bunch of us got super powers. It's not like they came with instruction booklets, or anything.

Ughhhhhhhh, that is such a lame way to gain immortality. Where's the challenge??

It's not lame! Why does there have to be a challenge?

I already had to find out the hard way I had immortality to begin with.

So you can feel tooooooootally accomplished when you finally get there! You can't feel awesome about being immortal if you didn't achieve it on your own. Jegus.

So you died once and came back to life, such a biiiiiiiig deal. You have to die willingly to reach God Tier at all.

Try waking up six feet under, see how big a deal you think it is.

And I died willingly. Sort of. [Except not really.]

Whatever, whatever. Don't be so dramaaaaaaaatic.

So, how'd you die, huh?

I fell off a roof and got impaled by a fence.

Sounds preeeeeeeetty painful!

[Doesn't... sound very sympathetic. Sorry Nathan.]

So what's your name, human? I don't remember you telling me the first time we talked.

[Oh, fine. He'll just frown at her lack of sympathy.] I suppose your willing death was much more painful.

It's Nathan. If you told me yours, I don't remember. It usually takes a while for them to stick.

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