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[designedtoparty]

Hi Mum,

Camp is total shit. I should've taken jail time instead of helping out here. The kids are all really ugly, but for some reason the pedos are still going after them. They don't even make up for their looks with personality. To be fair though I think only a few of the counsellors are inclined that way. The rest are just murdering psychopaths or kind of stupid. I guess you have to be when you're working with kids parents hate enough to ship off to camp. You should tell Jezza to get a job up here. I bet he'd fit right in.

On the plus side I get to confiscate things. Technically that might be down to the full on counsellors, but I've been doing it anyway. I've got a Zune I'm going to send out to you. And a Snickers bar since we both know Zunes are kind of wank. I might also send you my washing, but I'm going to see if I can get some of the kids to do it first. They think anything's fun compared to the shit they call entertainment here.

Nathan
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Comments

Voice

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

I believe I speak for every youth here when I say for you to do your damn laundry by yourself.

Voice

[designedtoparty]

Hey, I'm your superior. You'll do as I tell you.

Voice

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Like hell I will.

Voice

[designedtoparty]

It's my laundry or Creepy Cooper's moonlight stroll. Take your pick, pipsqueak.

Voice

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Your threat rings hollow.

Voice

[designedtoparty]

Try me.

[Because obviously there's so much he can do to make him.]

Voice

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

That's my line. Trust me when I say that it's in your best interest not to even attempt anything against me.

Voice

[designedtoparty]

[Okay, that's kind of hilarious.]

Seriously? You're... what? Five?

Voice,All this is just reminding me of his past ineractions with Regina from mean girls

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

[Most people do until he causes disfigurement via kickball.]

And you only further cement the belief that you're unable to live up to the maturity standards of your age due to retarded social skills.

In layman's terms, you're a tool.

Voice,Oh, flip. Now I'm never going to be able to get rid of that association. XD

[designedtoparty]

My social skills are fine. And I think you'll have a hard time finding people my age who give a fuck about maturity.

I would comment further, but I got in trouble the last time I mentioned my tool in front of the kids.

Voice, Now to pass it along.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

And you'd mention it because...wait let me guess, you have pedophilic tendencies.

Voice, Haha, yes.

[designedtoparty]

No. I'd mention it because you said tool.

Contrary to rumours, molesting kids does nothing for me. Brings back too many memories of the local priests.

Voice,

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say to make yourself feel better in the eyes of the world.

Voice,

[designedtoparty]

Hey, the world can think what it likes about me. But I am not a paedophile.

Voice,

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Fine, how about we settle on perverted bum?

Voice,

[designedtoparty]

Yeah. That'll do.