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Hi Mum,

Camp is total shit. I should've taken jail time instead of helping out here. The kids are all really ugly, but for some reason the pedos are still going after them. They don't even make up for their looks with personality. To be fair though I think only a few of the counsellors are inclined that way. The rest are just murdering psychopaths or kind of stupid. I guess you have to be when you're working with kids parents hate enough to ship off to camp. You should tell Jezza to get a job up here. I bet he'd fit right in.

On the plus side I get to confiscate things. Technically that might be down to the full on counsellors, but I've been doing it anyway. I've got a Zune I'm going to send out to you. And a Snickers bar since we both know Zunes are kind of wank. I might also send you my washing, but I'm going to see if I can get some of the kids to do it first. They think anything's fun compared to the shit they call entertainment here.

Nathan
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Do I fall into murdering psychopath or kind of stupid? Choose carefully if you don't want to find out what happened to the kids who pissed off Counselor Rudy.

I expect to see you properly turned out for your meeting, Nathan.

Paedophile, obviously. It's always the group you eliminate yourself from.

I believe I speak for every youth here when I say for you to do your damn laundry by yourself.

If that means that I'm proud not to have sex with you behind the boat house, I'm glad to be one.

I'm showing up. What more do you want?

Hey, I'm your superior. You'll do as I tell you.

I'd prefer not to see any parts of your anatomy that might be hanging out.

The offer still stands if you change your mind. ;)

Surprisingly, I was planning on getting dressed.

I'd rather throw myself off the hiking trail.

Like hell I will.

That is suprising. Wasn't one of your charges 'public exposure?'

Suit yourself. If you need anyone to gather an audience, you let me know.

Yes. But I'm a changed man. All these kids and the camp spirit has really had a big influence on the way I live my life.

It's my laundry or Creepy Cooper's moonlight stroll. Take your pick, pipsqueak.

I don't need to put on a show to give somebody that's not you pleasure.

Your threat rings hollow.

Well, that all depends on how sadistic they are.

Well I haven't gotten any reports that you've burned down anything yet.

Try me.

[Because obviously there's so much he can do to make him.]

Probably because I haven't. Best behaviour all round, see?

I see. I'll speeak to your superiors, naturally.

What? You mean my word's not good enough?

You're a reformed criminal, and actually leaving the administration office might result in mud sticking to the bottom of my Louboutins.

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