001 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[The video opens with a bewildered looking youth in a grubby, orange jumpsuit holding the camera at arms length. When he speaks, the Irish accent quickly becomes apparent.]

Okay, first off I'd like to thank whoever conveniently decided to leave me with some form of communication, even if it is utterly useless for getting in touch with people I actually care about.

Second? A big fuck you to whoever's fault it is that I appear to be stuck here. I mean, come on! What the fuck!? Clearly I'm not dead, because hello? Immortal. So, what could possibly be going on here?

[At that he drops the confused look, rolling his eyes and looking annoyed instead.]

Oh, wait. Of course! It's something to do with the storm. Which is just a shocker, I know. It's not like that happens every week, or anything.

[A beat. Just waiting for that sarcasm to sink in, then...]

Ohhhhhh, no, sorry. It does. So, I know exactly what's going on here. It's someone's fucked up idea of a super power. Which means you're either a beautiful, barely legal girl, planning on doing something horrible to me, or...

[Nathan gasps, eyes widening with 'realisation'.]

You!

You're the probation worker. You sick bastard! I thought I could trust you. For once, I thought we had a probation worker we could trust. To guide us, to reform us, to refrain from trying to brutally murder us...

Instead you're pulling me into your sick, perverted fantasies, so you can have your filthy way with me.

[Throwing a dramatic arm over his face, Nathan lets out a loud, false sob.]

Be gentle with me. No one's ever taken me that way before.

Comments

[designedtoparty]

I think it was a very unfair question. Judgemental, even. Do you ask everyone if they're on drugs, or just the ones you know have probation workers?

Don't worry about it. I've already been sent a guide, by a lovely sounding girl who didn't feel the need to ask me if I was on drugs.

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

Actually, it had more to do with your behaviour and less with the knowledge that you have a probation worker. Now who's judgmental?

(ooc; hate to bow out on you this early, but uh, bed time for me >.>)

[designedtoparty]

You! Implying I'm on drugs, just because of the way I behave. My behaviour has nothing to do with drugs, I assure you.

[ooc; No worries! It's getting for me, too. And back tagging's more than fine if you want to. :)]

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

So you're saying you're just naturally overdramatic.

Suit yourself.

[designedtoparty]

You think I'm being overdramatic!?

I've just suddenly appeared in a strange place with no idea where I am or how I got here. I didn't realise I even could be overdramatic.

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

I think you're being overdramatic. Real fear or panic I could have understood, but you did imply that you're used to strange things happening, so there goes that excuse.

[designedtoparty]

And who are you to say that wasn't real fear? Okay, yeah, maybe I am used to strange things happening. But not like this!

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

If it was real, I apologise.

OR 1/1. Stupid people talking to me and making me forget my combo. :|

[designedtoparty]

It was real. I don't know what's happening. If it was normal, someone would've tried to impale me by now...

[POUTING. Lots of pouting.]

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

Now, that's just tragic. No one threatened you with bodily harm yet?

[designedtoparty]

Not yet! But I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

Somehow, I wouldn't be surprised.

[designedtoparty]

No. I mean, really, who can blame them? I'd be jealous of me, too!

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

I'm not so sure anyone threatening you with bodily harm would do it out of jealousy, but I'll bite. What reasons are there to be jealous of you?

[designedtoparty]

Oh, come on. You only have to look at me. They're jealous of my beauty. And my prowess as a lover.

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

I don't want to know about your prowess as a lover, thank you very much.

[designedtoparty]

Of course you do. It's okay to admit that you want me! I promise I won't hold it against you.

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

Now you're just full of yourself. You couldn't hold a candle to Jack if you tried.

[designedtoparty]

You just keep believing that. If you change your mind, I'll be around.

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

Let me guess. Anything I could possibly say would only encourage you.

[designedtoparty]

Got it in one! It's like you know me already...

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're just not very difficult to predict.

[designedtoparty]

Or maybe that's just what I want you to think.

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

Entirely possible. That's what the word 'maybe' was for, after all.

[designedtoparty]

And yet it sounded so much like you were ruling it out.