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[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is slouched with his hood up in Eden's bathroom a secret location. This was not the Halloween he was hoping for.]

Okay, so when we're all done reenacting Cannibal Holocaust, can we please go back to treating this holiday with a bit of respect? The only thing we should be eating here is pussy. [Oh, wait. Forgetting something.] And chocolate. Preferably together.

I mean, come on. What is Halloween if not an excuse to dress like a retard and pick up cheap, slutty chicks in even cheaper bars? I should not have to worry about weird zombie curses today of all days.

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[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

...I don't suppose you've been told how delicious you look today, have you?

[designedtoparty]

[Oh, hey. It's that one creeper.]

Several times. Normally I wouldn't complain, but the whole missing chunks of flesh thing really doesn't work for me.

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

Now, now, after the first three or four slices, you wouldn't be long alive.

[designedtoparty]

Right. So, that's still three or four slices too long. Not to mention the part where I don't actually want to die.

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

Has anyone told you that you make too much of death?

[designedtoparty]

Occasionally, yes. Mostly by people who haven't had to experience it first hand.

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

Well, then. I can only add to the Greek chorus.

[designedtoparty]

You don't look very Greek.