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[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is slouched with his hood up in Eden's bathroom a secret location. This was not the Halloween he was hoping for.]

Okay, so when we're all done reenacting Cannibal Holocaust, can we please go back to treating this holiday with a bit of respect? The only thing we should be eating here is pussy. [Oh, wait. Forgetting something.] And chocolate. Preferably together.

I mean, come on. What is Halloween if not an excuse to dress like a retard and pick up cheap, slutty chicks in even cheaper bars? I should not have to worry about weird zombie curses today of all days.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

[Yes, Nathan, this is that creepy agent guy from The Matrix addressing you. Seemingly.]

Got yourself in more trouble, Nathan?

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[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

So what's your costume, then?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Advocating the consumption of cats - for shame!

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[charring]

That explains the three people that asked me at work if I was on the menu. [They are now walking around with burns on their person and Charlie has a few bruises on her from being bitten.]

[eiremagic]

Are you hiding in me toilet?

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[awkwards]

[ ... You are so disgusting, Nathan. ]

You don't need this holiday to dress like a retard.

[feorge]

Bloody Hell. Your Halloween celebrations seem to be vastly different from our own in all the very best ways.