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[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is slouched with his hood up in Eden's bathroom a secret location. This was not the Halloween he was hoping for.]

Okay, so when we're all done reenacting Cannibal Holocaust, can we please go back to treating this holiday with a bit of respect? The only thing we should be eating here is pussy. [Oh, wait. Forgetting something.] And chocolate. Preferably together.

I mean, come on. What is Halloween if not an excuse to dress like a retard and pick up cheap, slutty chicks in even cheaper bars? I should not have to worry about weird zombie curses today of all days.

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[designedtoparty]

[What do you know, Lockdown. For once Nathan doesn't seem completely uncomfortable.]

Why does everyone assume things are my fault?

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

'Cause you're a magnet for this kinda thing.

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[designedtoparty]

How would you know?

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

I just do.

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[designedtoparty]

Look. Whatever anyone's told you, it's a lie.

[Although there are a few people who might not spread awful things about him... maybe.] Unless you've heard tales of my prowess as a lover. In which case, you heard right.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Is that so? Can't say I've heard that, but certain parties figure you're just bragging.

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[designedtoparty]

Then certain parties don't know what they're missing.

That's okay, though. Certain parties aren't my type without excessive consumption of alcohol and a significantly more feminine figure.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

I can bet certain parties wouldn't mind finding out.

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[designedtoparty]

You know that last part was a hint, right? Seriosly, man. I'm not even trying to be subtle here.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

You think I don't see that? I just chose to ignore that hint.

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[designedtoparty]

Oh, great. In which case, remind me to avoid you at all costs.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

I don't think that's possible, Nathan.

[As he says Nathan's name, his voice switches to how he really sounds, thus revealing himself.]

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[designedtoparty]

I did wonder how you knew my name...

[He didn't.]

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Sure ya' did. Like the "costume"?

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[designedtoparty]

Not especially, no.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

[His voice goes back to Agent Smith's.]

Aw, Nathan, where's your holiday spirit?

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[designedtoparty]

Probably in a cellar somewhere, along with all your other victims.