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[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is slouched with his hood up in Eden's bathroom a secret location. This was not the Halloween he was hoping for.]

Okay, so when we're all done reenacting Cannibal Holocaust, can we please go back to treating this holiday with a bit of respect? The only thing we should be eating here is pussy. [Oh, wait. Forgetting something.] And chocolate. Preferably together.

I mean, come on. What is Halloween if not an excuse to dress like a retard and pick up cheap, slutty chicks in even cheaper bars? I should not have to worry about weird zombie curses today of all days.

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[designedtoparty]

And who can blame them?

Are you sure they were planning on eating you? I mean, that's one of the oldest lines in the book. Even I've used it a time or two.

[video]

[charring]

That's what I thought, too, but...[She holds her hand up, Just below her wrist is what is quite obviously a bite mark. And it's one hell of a bruise.]

I'd also like to add that I'm pretty sure one of them was reaching for a salt shaker as they did this.

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[designedtoparty]

[Nathan winces.] And they weren't even going to cook you first? I'm pretty sure that's how you get mad cow disease.

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[charring]

I think I was too hot for their tastes, anyway. [Yes, this is a big hint as to how she survived.]

You really use the 'are you on the menu' line on girls? [She can believe it. Just...Nathan. Seriously?]

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[designedtoparty]

No such thing. [WHAT HINT?]

Sure. It even worked once. Almost, anyway.

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[charring]

I don't think 'almost' counts. Then again, I've never dated before so what do I know?

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[designedtoparty]

What, seriously?

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[charring]

Really, truly, seriously. I haven't had a desire to and I don't think I ever will.

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[designedtoparty]

That's weird. How do you know you don't want it, if you don't even try?

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[charring]

I just do.

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[designedtoparty]

That isn't much of an answer.

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[charring]

I don't have much of a reason to date. I've had interest in guys but no desire to do anything about it.


[Plus, sorry to say but she's certain she'd scare any guy off where she's from. Pyrokinetics? Pretty rare. She's one in a billion.]

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[designedtoparty]

Are you one of those weirdos who never got a sex drive?

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[charring]

I have one. It works just fine. I just...okay. Here's the thing. I don't know how well sex and my ability will work together and really don't feel like finding out that me getting off turns some poor guy into a pile of ash.

How's that for a reason?

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[designedtoparty]

[That actually hits a sore spot, since Jamie died in horribly similar circumstances. He's not about to bring up his brother, but he does sober up considerably.]

That sounds like a pretty good reason.

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[charring]

[And she notices, suddenly feeling like she did something wrong.]

Yeah. [Pause.] Nathan, are you okay?

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[designedtoparty]

Yeah, fine. [He shrugs.]

Just doesn't sound like a fun way to go. What man wants burning up right before he blows his load?

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[charring]

Exactly. See my concern?

[And at the same time, it's a bullshit excuse. She just doesn't like the attachment that comes with dating and all that....stuff.]

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[designedtoparty]

Yeah, sure. You self-service, we don't die deprived of orgasms... everyone's a winner.

[It's a bullshit excuse that he's willing to take. Probably more so than if she'd just come out with the attachment thing.]