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Nathan Young ([personal profile] designedtoparty) wrote2011-10-31 10:21 pm
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028 ∞ VIDEO

[Nathan is slouched with his hood up in Eden's bathroom a secret location. This was not the Halloween he was hoping for.]

Okay, so when we're all done reenacting Cannibal Holocaust, can we please go back to treating this holiday with a bit of respect? The only thing we should be eating here is pussy. [Oh, wait. Forgetting something.] And chocolate. Preferably together.

I mean, come on. What is Halloween if not an excuse to dress like a retard and pick up cheap, slutty chicks in even cheaper bars? I should not have to worry about weird zombie curses today of all days.
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designedtoparty: ({smoke} that ain't normal)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-11-01 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Zombie Invasion Survivor #69. What's it look like?

I was going to pick something else up this morning, but what with all the weirdness going around, I didn't quite get around to it. [Which, on the plus side, does mean some poor shop owner isn't going to get robbed today.]</small]

[identity profile] dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Adorable Zombie invasion survivor, I think you mean.

So are we going out tonight? It's been forever since I celebrated Halloween.
designedtoparty: (hm)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-11-01 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I was hoping for more along the lines of ruggedly handsome, but I guess I can work with that.

Were you planning on eating me if we do? Call me old fashioned, but that doesn't sound like much of a celebration.

[identity profile] dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, Nathan. You're not exactly 'rugged' material.]

The curse is for cannibalism. And we're not exactly the same species.
designedtoparty: (sad look up)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-11-01 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lies. Who said you can't be rugged and pretty.]

I guess we are, then. Just do me a favour and use your angel power shit if anyone starts looking at me funny.

[identity profile] dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nope. You get to be man!pretty and that's it.]

Deal. So does that mean I'm going as your guardian angel for Halloween?
designedtoparty: (I'm confused)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-11-02 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sucks. :(]

So long as you don't use a sheet for your costume.

[identity profile] dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
What if I'm not wearing anything under it?
designedtoparty: (assaulted by a chick with a dick)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-11-02 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

Well, maybe a small sheet.

[identity profile] dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Deal.
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