028 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is slouched with his hood up in Eden's bathroom a secret location. This was not the Halloween he was hoping for.]

Okay, so when we're all done reenacting Cannibal Holocaust, can we please go back to treating this holiday with a bit of respect? The only thing we should be eating here is pussy. [Oh, wait. Forgetting something.] And chocolate. Preferably together.

I mean, come on. What is Halloween if not an excuse to dress like a retard and pick up cheap, slutty chicks in even cheaper bars? I should not have to worry about weird zombie curses today of all days.

Comments

[designedtoparty]

I always knew you were a weirdo.

That's okay, though. I'm all for cultural diversity. So long as those goats are still virgins when you get around to the sacrificing, you go right ahead.

[feorge]

Nathan, you're one of my best mates in the City but I've come to realise I don't understand a half of what you're saying most days. Cheers.

[designedtoparty]

All I'm saying is don't stick your cock in the goat. I bet they have laws for that here.

[feorge]

[BRB, DYING.]

Merlin's balls, what the Hell do you Muggles get up to when you're bored?

[designedtoparty]

[Well, hey. If he wants to think that's what muggles get up to...]

Apparently not the same things you do. I'm guessing it's the lack of magic leaving us bored and frustrated.

[feorge]

[You are terrible, Nathan.]

Rather the wrong sort of frustration, I'd think. You lot need to find something better to do with your spare time.

[designedtoparty]

We did! That's where the goats come in.

[feorge]

Better, mate. I said better. Leave the goats alone.

[designedtoparty]

Fine. What would you suggest we get up to?

[feorge]

I find some good-hearted property damage always does wonders for the idle soul.

[designedtoparty]

Now there's something I think we can agree on.

[feorge]

Brilliant. Knew there was a reason I kept you around.