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[Nathan is slouched with his hood up in Eden's bathroom a secret location. This was not the Halloween he was hoping for.]

Okay, so when we're all done reenacting Cannibal Holocaust, can we please go back to treating this holiday with a bit of respect? The only thing we should be eating here is pussy. [Oh, wait. Forgetting something.] And chocolate. Preferably together.

I mean, come on. What is Halloween if not an excuse to dress like a retard and pick up cheap, slutty chicks in even cheaper bars? I should not have to worry about weird zombie curses today of all days.

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video; | i would like to be in pegasus house :c flying horses kick ass!

[awkwards]

As opposed to what? Watching paint dry?

If you try impersonating Bono again, I'd rather listen to that probation worker tell us what a bunch of pricks we are.

[designedtoparty]

video; | I was only in it for a year! They changed planets for constellations a year before I went to secondary school.

I wasn't planning on impersonating anyone. I could always do Cher, if you're that desperate.

video; | ftr you are like the coolest kid i know.

[awkwards]

If anyone's desperate around here, it's you.

And your impersonations are a bit shit. They don't sound anything like the person you're impersonating.

video; | You can't know many kids, then.

[designedtoparty]

Well, that's why they call it an impersonation.

video; | I know Nathan's son! That's more than enough!

[awkwards]

Aren't impersonations meant to be good?

video; | Is he old enough to be a cool kid yet?

[designedtoparty]

Well, they don't have to be.

video; | MAYBE. it all depends on his impersonations.

[awkwards]

But don't you usually aim to be good?

[designedtoparty]

Not personally, no.